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This is Rudy. He carried out the perfect heist by remembering the four S's: sleep, sneak, steal, skedaddle. 14/10 (TT: rudyrudyroo)

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I knew an aussie shep that, if she felt you weren't paying enough attention would sneak in and leave a slobbery squeaky toy where you'll step on it, then sneak out and do the laser-eyes until you stepped on it.