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I hate flying. Help me pass the time. 1 like = 1 genuinely terrible idea.

Airplanes should have those soda fountains you get in fast food restaurants. Just walk up, pour your drink into your cup as you need it.

Love Island: Celebrity Edition

Nathan Fielder documents the final two years of the Trump administration

Smart noses: record your olfactory data for later retrieval, for example via an LLM. Remember where you were when you smelled something delicious or terrible, and predict where the next notable smell might be found. Network effects create a smell map of the world.

Rotate the evening news anchor. A new celebrity ever night! Tonight it’s Mick Jagger! Tomorrow, Madonna! Monday, Guy Fieri!

New White House Press Secretary: ALF. He was great on TV! Great ratings.

An AT Proto app dedicated to ALF content. #iykyk

Replace the galley at the back of the plane with a Chipotle.

LLM cloning as a service. Tell the agent which service to use; give it a paid account for a day. It will go through and clone every feature before closing the account for you. Rather than the service owner, you now pay the LLM provider to keep it up and running for you.

Japanese smart toilet with MCP server.

Looksmaxxing smart mirror. Look in the mirror and ask it who is the fairest of them all; it says “not you” and schedules you in for cosmetic work.

A third tap to join hot and cold water in every home: liquid beef. Hungry? Just turn on the tap! Liquid beef.

Smart face TVs. You know those people whose sense of humor is just quoting old sitcoms? Now their face can just play the whole clip.

The Philip K Dick party: an entire political philosophy directly drawn from the work of Philip K Dick. Vote Dick: you might as well™️.

A dark ten episode HBO retelling of The Goonies as a backdoor pilot to interlocking spinoff TV shows that touch every aspect of the Spielbergverse (yes, including that one)

It’s time to remake Casablanca. Starring Mark Wahlberg

Every US state should take a calendar year to explore a different political system. At the end of the year, they report back with findings and data. Iowa, how was revolutionary communism? Wyoming, how was anarchy? We take the best political systems and run again for another year before picking one.