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As someone who's written these sorts of emails for Labour before: two can play at this game

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As a frequent recipient of your work (thank you for your service) I have a minor quibble: If the target of the message is in a position to feed the dog, surely they can't pick up some kale on the way home, because they're already there.

Aah, I had thought there was a toddler _and_ a cat. I was struggling to make the logistics work in a way that wasn't slightly troubling.

Dude I'm not claiming hypothetical parent of the year awards, but if I did have kids I would not be naming them "Merlin" 😂🧙‍♂️