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@wobblypython.northsky.social

Amtrak keeps sending me emails about "not forgetting" to book a first class roomette and brother I'm not fucking traveling? Why would I book that? I'm not forgetting anything. What is this messaging? Does this get people?

25/10/26, 3:08 pm0 reposts12 likes

Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈

@kennedy.northsky.social

"Did you forget to take a trip somewhere?" NO?? How would I forget that!?

@wobblypython.northsky.social

DO NOT FORGET TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE

pencils from online

@pencils.bsky.social

if they made ovaltine today they would spell it "ovaltein" because it would be loaded with protein

@wobblypython.northsky.social

Starting one of those protein shake powder companies and naming it Brovaltein

Quillby! 🎂 11/08

@quilly.bsky.social

Imagining the one dude who gets this email and palms their forehead like "Oh shiiiit I WAS supposed to go to that wedding and I almost forgot to buy tickets!!! Thank GOODNESS for the reminder...."