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There’s only one week left till Developer_Direct on January 23! Don’t miss out on an in-depth look at some of this year's upcoming games: xbx.lv/3PFxLWw | #DeveloperDirect

You're asking ME not to miss out? ME? Okay, I won't miss out.

I am prepared, blocking off my time for an “important meeting” Let’s gooooooo

You can't just write "Important Meeting" on the calendar, though. You gotta disguise it, like, "Extended Bathroom Time" or something.