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RFK: everybody's always making something. everybody's body. every body RFK: *swigs raw goat milk* my body is no exception RFK: my body is healthy. a healthy body is always building. always producing. do you know what it's producing right this very moment? AOC: por favor, dime la verdad RFK: piss

LOT'S WIFE, THE CHAIR LEG OF TRUTH, PhD

@yiff.com

AOC, tipsy: ¡jaja! ¡siempre dices las verdades más simples! RFK, staring off into space: it can cure leather, works as a disinfectant, reverses frostbite if administered in time. a poultice of fresh piss, pine needles and a few drops of cobra venom, twice daily. takes a decade of wrinkles off...

13/10/26, 11:08 am0 reposts1 like

LOT'S WIFE, THE CHAIR LEG OF TRUTH, PhD

@yiff.com

AOC: ¡jaja! ¡estas tan lleno de vida! te necesito dentro de mí RFK: harumph! i'm a married man you know! motel 6 in brightwood, tomorrow at 7. there's a tossed salad recipe i must share with you

LOT'S WIFE, THE CHAIR LEG OF TRUTH, PhD

@yiff.com

pete hegseth, peering around a corner: dude. duuuuuude. how is RFK able to pull chicks so easy??? are they mental?? he smells like hops and dick cheese JD vance, peering around the same corner at waist level: iunno peter, he has a really earthy scent. kind of peaty. it's nice... hegseth: UGH. GAY.