CBFlake

Breaking news: Inflation is higher now under Trump than it was for the entire second half of last year under Joe Biden. MAGA: That’s right baby!! Daddy’s home! Trump 2024! Because it is a cult of willful fucking stupids.

Just sitting here thinking about those “price of eggs” Trump voters who are gonna get a multimillionaire Treasury Secretary who supports giving even more tax cuts to the super rich but does not support increasing the federal minimum wage. Great job. Bravo. You fucking idiots.

Joe Mazzulla's explanation for this is perfect, feed me every Mazzulla presser

A bunch of cry baby billionaires who never served in the military want to force millions of our troops to go without pay at Christmas. But do go on about the price of eggs won’t you.

Just so we’re clear what just happened: Republicans tore apart their funding agreement with Democrats after Elon Musk told them to. They created a new bill that defunded child cancer research. And then they failed to pass that bill too.

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