Jesse Duquette

The best part about Josh Hawley paying this inadequate chud to troll Abdul El-Sayed’s town hall is how he got humiliated and then Hawleyed outta there like it was an insurrection

From the trailer for You Can Smell Everything

Not all heroes wear Primus merch but some do

From Epsteen Class to Epstein Class

I guess progress these days means going from rape academies to rape Ivy Leagues

Everyone needs a good bullshit detector

Nolan Wells was murdered and his killers are free

But honestly what else did you expect from a windmill-spined mediocrity merchant?

My 9/11 drawing got taken down by Meta but joke’s on them because I #neverforget

Who knew his music would be the second worst thing about him

Schadenfraud

Man fuuuuuuck @googlemaps for bending the knee to Klan Chowder’s dumb naming fetish

It’s fair because it’s true

When “I do my own research” really means “googling child-size coffins”

RIP Dolly ❤️

Finished this one a bit because why not (Slide 2 📸: Chris Juhn)

Brand New Way to Kirk racist potatoes (side 2 📸: Chris Juhn)

They assume that if they can get you to stomach a kid rapist as president they can get you to swallow anything

The Mouth of Dumb Sauron, attending to the mostly dead in her natural form

@angieforfl broke Vindman like a new pair of shoes

Honestymaxxing

Maybe give the mic to any of the service members on the USS Lincoln what’s the worst that can happen

The thing about ICE is, the job is temporary but the shame is permanent

Karoline, we hardly knew ye

White House health announcement or Chernobyl employee “after” photo?

Just some of the names of the Black people who have been lynched in the past year, though the list is likely longer

Not pictured: the guy in the Cracker Barrel logo, Derek Chauvin’s knee, and Bill Maher probably

That wounded muskrat pelt is the realest thing about him

Trump’s hair looks like the shallow grave of a hamster dug by a four-year-old

First-degree burn from the crowd that looks like melted action figures drawn from memory

Odysse-sus has entered the chat

Even in prison, Business Casual Gollum makes people lose their appetite

This weasel-faced totem of inadequacy really puts the “ha” in “alpha”

When you put your bestie down as a work reference

Apologies in advance for your appetite

Actual footage of MAGA playing climatologist after getting turned on by wildfires

So glad the guy in charge of our nation’s health is an exhumed cowboy boot with a taste for toilet seat cocaine and raccoon penis

They call themselves ICE because IBS was already taken

Two people murdered by ICE in less than a week Fuck ICE forever

This definitely tracks

Tough day for spine-bereft self-loathing murder junkies

ICE murdered Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston yesterday, the latest person to be executed by Trump’s dumpy army of hate-drunk wraparound Oakley models. Every day we endure these inadequate bullies is a tragedy.

Ashes to ashes dust to chinless dust mummy

Important terminology for spotting frustrated mayonnaise sculptures out in the wild

Surrounded by cowards and losers across decades

Very Patriotic Toon Dump 🇺🇸

Maybe JFK can talk him into a book depository drive by

All-purpose MAGA slogan

Shout out to E. Jean Carroll after hearing that SCOTUS declined Trump’s appeal, leaving intact the $5M verdict against him for raping and defaming her.

There’s a whoooooole lotta people on here that could get a hamfisted gestapo’s knock at the door any day now