Ash

The worms…can you hear them turning…

Starting a relationship with someone who is obsessed with you parasocially is like only one level above having a ChatGPT wife

If you’re cold we’re cold, its the time of year again you need bring your gnomes in at night

Whatever is comfortable for you I guess

Gossip circle regarding Ethan Klein being an adulterer will be held outside Aldi at 4pm

If you're a popular woman on the internet after you pass around ~3k followers you instantly get assigned a weird gaggle of girls who spend most of their day vagueposting about how you're evil to their 50 followers

autumn suits me i think

What exactly is wrong with putting on the Blair Witch Project at 8:45am

A little frog with big feelings

You shouldn’t be engaging in Tomfoolery if you can’t responsibly discard your fooled toms

In Roblox Titanic if you miss the iceberg it keeps spawning in until you hit it

Logging on

One of my best stitches ever, if I say so myself

Bunkers and underground facilities don’t have to be evil, and I can be trusted with them

My little cream puff

My great great grandparents wedding certificate from 1883, she was a fish worker and he was a shore laborer…how cute. I can’t believe they had to write all this out.

Mentally I’m here all October

Freshly molted 💅🏻

Scotlandspeople is not a rabbit hole I recommend going down if you are Scottish, it’s 2am and I’ve already traced my family back to 1821

YouTube algo finally delivering the good stuff youtu.be/KjAlo8i6sqY?...

My daughter has discovered sims expansion packs

Imperial Noble Consort of the Four Heirs has abruptly lost the Emperor’s favor. The Inner Court is stunned…

Tinashe - Melatonin (that’s all)

Peak television

One of my spiders ate so much she had to make an entirely new bed to sleep in for her massive ass…that’s my girl

It’s odd when Scientologist celebrities weigh in on general political topics like don’t you pay thousands of real currency to get electrocuted in the backrooms

consulting the ancestral baddie

writing a thing about the extreme evilness of the mainstream UK press and blanking on the usual video essay "here's something to maybe be hopeful about" sign off. what do you do about an industry that is entirely top-to-bottom bastards

Those eyelashes 💕

Tilly Norwood currently being suplexed and given swirlys in the digital plane by other AIs who have never accidentally spoken Chinese

She’s so girlypop

looking like i pour mead for a living

I love the new elf race in WOW

Every so often I remember the Chinese emperor whose last line of defence was basically water magic

Finn McRedmond thinks "Mary Antoinette" was one of Henry VIII's wives. aren't editors supposed to catch their columnists when they betray their ignorance so severely it damages the credibility of the newspaper for continuing to publish them?