Jawn Gonzalez

Jawn Gonzalez

@johngonzalez.bsky.social

NBA analyst CBSSports & CBSSportsHQ | Scribbles: https://www.cbssports.com/writers/john-gonzalez/ | Go Birds

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Jawn Gonzalez
@johngonzalez.bsky.social

Kruk: you know what I found out at the Franklin Institute? TMac: you went to the Franklin Institute? Kruk: I did. If someone is attacking you, 25 lbs of pressure and you can rip their ear off TMac: … Kruk: same amount of pressure to open a pickle jar

Jawn Gonzalez
@johngonzalez.bsky.social

in fairness that's Philly's love language

Paul Hudrick@paulhudrick.bsky.social

LeBron James said he loves the environment playing in Philly. Said there's always been a mutual respect with the fans, even though the vibe is, "We hate you."

Jawn Gonzalez
@johngonzalez.bsky.social

hoping AI screws up the apocalypse like Bryan Colangelo with a burner account

Brian Phillips@brianphillips.lol

I didn't trust AI to tell me whether AI will kill us all in the next decade. So I turned to the one branch of science more reliable than LLMs: Bracketology

theringer.comThe AI Apocalypse Bracket: Just How Doomed Are We, Really?Is AI really likely to wipe out humanity within the next decade? We used the most scientific tool in existence to get an answer.
Jawn Gonzalez
@johngonzalez.bsky.social

Philly being LEBRON’s chance to be “remembered forever” is an objectively hilarious pitch

Eagles Nation@phleaglesnation.bsky.social

“Come to Philly and be remembered forever.” That’s Saquon Barkley’s direct pitch to LeBron James; #Eagles Barkley knows firsthand what it takes to cement a legacy in this city. Now, he wants King James to do the same with the #Sixers. phlsportsnation.com/2026/07/15/f...

phlsportsnation.comSaquon Barkley’s Direct Pitch to LeBron: Come to Philly & Be Remembered Forever - Philadelphia Sports NationNearly two and a half years ago, a $37.75 million contract brought Saquon Barkley to Philadelphia. Although Barkley did not […]
Jawn Gonzalez
@johngonzalez.bsky.social

the NBA is the messiest league ever. James Harden called Daryl Morey a liar (twice) in front of bunch of confused Chinese children and that's just one of a million examples. Bsky is the best

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Brian Grubb
@briancgrubb.bsky.social

the good people at vulture are letting me do these very silly blogs again for the new season my scoring system remains scientific and not open to review

Vulture@vulture.com

In this week’s House of the Dragon Scorecard, in which points are awarded to characters for any or no reason, everyone’s optimistic plans for the future get bashed broadside — figuratively and literally — by a boat named The Bitchfist.

vulture.comHouse of the Dragon Scorecard: Two PrincesIn this week’s House of the Dragon Scorecard, in which points are awarded to characters for any or no reason, everyone’s optimistic plans for the future get bashed broadside — figuratively and literally — by a boat named The Bitchfist.