Lisandra Vazquez

diva, you’re doing a good job. don’t let them tell you otherwise.

Actual unreleased footage of #MitchMcConnell 7/6/26

Actual bts footage of #karolineleavitt getting interviewed before the American Nuremberg Trials.

Actual footage of the saxophones getting louder as #nancymace get fifth place on election night.

My sister and I introduced our mom to #wicked today in a super chill way.

Actual look into the not so distant future if we keep allowing this administration to target people who speak out against them.

Send this to someone needs to host a conservative or MAGA family member.

Actual footage of Ivanka the Explorer

Inspired to speak words of gratitude for my peers, community, and experts who allow me to learn & grow so I can be of service through my art. 💙

My sister has never seen #hamilton and I’m gonna be super chill while we fix that. 🫶

Actual footage of @heidimontag auditioning for The Great American Fair since there are a few open spots.

The latest from the #whitehouse website 🤡

Actual footage of #PamBondi

Actual footage from #kidrock addressing the nation from the Pentagon on Memorial Day

Actual footage of NBC reporter #JulieTsirkin covering other major moments in American History.

Actual footage from the inaugural meeting of the First Cabinet’s Club featuring: #tulsigabbard #kristinoem and #pambondi

Actual footage of #tulsigabbard resigning. I spared everybody the chewing sounds, but just imagine that’s what’s happening in the background.

Actual footage of #JeffBezos talking about Ai and taxing the wealthy.

You don’t have to be perfect but you do have to show up. Also - please vote.

No matter what is happening when you really pull it all back… ALL ROADS LEAD TO THE SOUTH. What a privilege it was to be amongst such an incredible civil rights activist in Montgomery today. I’m gonna be unpacking this for a long time, but for now: please vote. #AllRoadsSouth #FreedomSummer2026

Actual footage of #krisjenner coaching #spencerpratt #satire PLEASE DO NOT VOTE FOR THAT MAN

Spoiler alert: This isn’t about mechanics. I’m begging you to look past the theatrics and research #nithyaraman please.

It’s almost like there *is* a way to get things done quickly? Feels like it rhymes with craysism. Lmk?

Actual footage of Trump’s pool contractor finding out he doesn’t like their work.

#bumble is getting rid of the swipe feature! @bumble I’m sure nothing could go wrong here, diva.

Actual footage of #mitchmconnell addressing #petehegseth at the Senate Appropriations Committee hearing about their budget request for more war $$$.

Actual footage of the now deleted #jamescharles spirit airlines video.

Actual footage of #karolineleavitt crafting her Mother’s Day IG post with her assistant

Candace Owens’ sleep paralysis demons. (Featuring Erika Qwerk!!)

Meet the new face of progress: Geri Mander

#metgala mega villain outfit predictors

Are we about to buy Spirit Airlines? Let’s buy spirit.com

#erikakirk acting totally normal

Actual footage of #ErikaKirk having a completely normal conversation about the media, White House Corespondents, and America.

Actual footage of #LindseyGraham pushing for the $400 million tax payer dollars for the Golden Ballroom.

Actual footage of Ghislaine Maxwell talking to her lawyer about her Clemency chances.

Actual footage of #erikakirk workshopping new entrances. Lmk your fave?

Actual footage of Melania’s #bieberchella inspired prayers. 🙏

Actual footage of #PaulaWhite praying for Trump’s “friends”

Actual footage of #petehegseth getting a pep talk from his god mother.

Actual footage from Pete Hegseth’s Bible study

Wanna know what #doordash grandma delivered to McSundown?

April 7 Press Briefing with #karolineleavitt

Actual footage of #mitchmcconnell responding to questions about Iran on 4/4.

#mirandapriestly reads #KristiNoem to filth. Who should miranda talk to next?

#PamBondi fired 🤪

Actual footage of #pambondi after getting fired

#kristinoem seeks advice for her husband’s “double life”

Little phone tag with friends on #nokings

Actual footage of her watching the #druski sketch