today is your reminder that the 'Guennol Lioness', a proto-Elamite statuette, confirms evidence that humans have been hot for massive furry women since at least 5000ish BCE, contemporary with our invention of the wheel and the first cohesive writing systems
Oh we're "bluesky mutuals?" then why aren't we "mutually" making out, sloppy style, boobies squished together, in the back of the abandoned tavern, while a pack of horny werewolves tear apart the building, attracted by our lustful scent, determined to "mutually" ravage us senseless?
Checkmate
I got graciously invited to a friend's TTRPG session as a temp and I had to make a character.
OBVIOUSLY the move was making a toony roadrunner courier dressed entirely in an outfit made of innertube and tire rubber.