Evil zip file

i dont comprehend the horrors. i double them and give them to the next person

(thoughts of a rational person) i have to suffer and keep trying harder because if im not suffering and i rest something bad will happen again

imagine if you had a lizard boyfriend and you both basked in the sun and ate bugs together

awawa

incredible thumbnail find

interacted with mama

jamie paige if she was french: j'aime paige

when you publicly drop a take so bad they just grab you and cook you on the stove right away

Funland (VHS) : 4143s

idk which model google ai overview uses but it keeps surprising me

reminder to start breathing manually

the only thing worse than speaking to a misogynist is speaking to a woman that is a misogynist

think about it

velboy theyre beating your ass velboy

eating makes me feel guilty because its "bad food" but think about it. you can die at any second. and youre gonna die without tasting a little sweet? maybe some chips? or a chocolate? who do you think you are. go eat that snack you fucking doorknob we dont live forever

20 people with adhd vs one task

bwah bwahahwh

shiny rainbow glitter trinkets and such

kill

i have infected you with malware that makes you gayer

i know some may find it confusing that we dont use separate names despite being a system when we make posts. we do this on purpose. mostly for privacy reasons but usually its easier to write something and just let it go out there. at least someone else too might find it funny.

witchsky.app/profile/viel... new witchsky update looks baller (i ay unable to read what i write whadafuyq)

worry not ✌️ i shall not post corru observer spoilers here. you are safe. for now

i had a dream i had a crush on miltza. the same day the update drops so the devlets can put me back in my place and make me cry harder

OUTTA MY FUCKING WAY CORRU UPDATE TODAY MOOOOOVEEEEE

people underestimate just how many things you can cook and eat in this world its fascinating that you can just pick dandelions and eat them

several motherfuckers in the brain watching me use none of it

let me tweet some straight bullshit

i keep making holes in my pants its like my pussy has teeth

i hopw i reincarnate in aa petri dishj

i dont fear god because god fears me

oh yea that guy is an ageslider sometimes it happens (look inside) (subsystem)

winrar is a gentle forgiving soul for even if you dont pay for it, it still repays you back with kindness so you can go back to unzipping files downloaded from the web found in the middle of bumfuck nowhere

your loot table is 1 coin and pocket lint

start quoting tumblr posts but in your native language to become instantly funnier

my ass is the tool of big farts

treacherous times ahead friends

baby want shiny need sparkly shiny mmmm rocks

you should sell crack to your nearest eldritch horror

i give my computer lobotomies

the fungus

my hungry ass could never be an engineer

balls

oh yea i just like to pretend to be a guy because its safer you know. ahahaha what do you mean not everyone hates being a girl? the 🏳️‍⚧️ in the distance:

"are you a boy or a girl" dude wtf im mixed

guy named json

worlds most toxic twitch chat localized in your head

i just got called a fag, so uncalled for?? (i was being a fag)

i sentence you to infinite clip farming