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So far 2026 took three members of the cast of "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York". 🤔

Again, as an atheist, I find it extremely annoying to have my non-belief in the antichrist tested in this way

looks like gas is actually $5, nbc

Yelp thinks I need to hire driveway washers in Denver and this eCommerce site is giving me prices in yen made by the same people selling you "AI"

he died as he lived, denying people access to medical care

Jesus Fucking Christ

circling back to this skeet a few months later when we've discovered that they overstated revenues by >50%

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your honor, I move to strike my client's testimony on the grounds that it is prejudicial towards my client

euthanize all "content creators" It's the humane thing to do

advancing beyond sephiroth-posting to nefarian-posting

In this world where time is your enemy, it is my greatest ally. This grand game of life that you think you play in fact plays you. To that I say... Let the games begin! #iykyk

"I voted for the leopards to eat my face and now they have, please exempt me from the consequences"

imagine being a fervent catholic right now being threatened by this administration, whether with legal threats, funding threats, or tear gas, all because the secular authorities oppose his holiness the pope. i fuckin know they're lying in bed at night practicing saintly eyes-rolled-up faces

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listen there's 2 things i know for sure about today and that is 1) there's no way anybody lets doordash come through the white house gates 2) there's no way trump lets anyone who actually works for a living into a photo op with him

I was over kotor before I finished playing it why is this specific sample output of bioware mad libs game design so sticky in people's psyches?

no, we do not

me, emotionally writing an essay on the use of force by federal agents: ok but what if i packaged this in the most insane way possible www.theverge.com/policy/86857...

anybody who actually wrote up a chatbot response into an article should get dropped into the real life version of a looney tunes trapdoor over an alligator pit

ah yes, the leopard ouroboros party achieves final form

Union Aerospace Corporation is the only acceptable name for the local

the problem with this conclusion is that elon musk is first a nazi and second a scam artist, and scam artists don't have shame or a sense of embarassment

it's not fair that they're just describing me

ACCAB - content creators cannot meaningfully ethically grapple with the psychological and social pressures of "producing" "content", it is the path to the dark side and taking money for poasting? forever will it dominate your destiny

what can you do when ICE is using your tear gas in Chicago

I mean, good I think the initial rush of forums poasters getting on this site took it for granted for too long and that ceding moderation and control to a bunch of techbros in exchange for a tiny modicum of forums continuity and non-ephemerality was flawed from the beginning

my monthly chapter 20 #iykyk spiders jeorg, who lives in Illian, avoids 10000 fights with Malkieri a year and should not have been counted #wheeloftime #wotskies #thewheeloftime

giving Putin Alaska for nothing is just the kind of America-First thinking we need around in these here parts

you fucking wish bsky.app/profile/did:...

what machines do is not learning of any kind, those are just words they repurposed like "thinking" and "hallucinating" to make you think what fabulism they're doing has anything to do with actual human knowledge and intelligence and wisdom

this vending machine at work no longer stocks jarritos vote accordingly

there's gotta be cheaper ways to buy $10bn of azure credits

so I'm hearing that trump double caved against motherfucking temu?

so I'm hearing that trump caved against motherfucking temu?

bsky needs a content warning feature for "do not click if within 2 hours, either way, of meal"

do people know that technocracy isn't government by techbros or nah

you're blue maga if you're batting 1000 on every "leftist" you've ever accused of being a horseshoe rightwinger is doing a substack on how ethnic cleansing is good, actually

can we just say that people got really fucking weird about what is just anothet standard biden-era union strike or, what

imagine making a "Donald the Dove" post unironically in the year of our Lord 2024

Pointing at the "Doomerism is reactionary" sign yet again