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being on the computer should be expensive and difficult

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

i had to go to the doctor because i smelled really bad which makes me feel like i'm getting bullied in elementary school. "oh you have a doctor appointment? what for, smelling so bad???"

Looks like what Grace wore when he visited Blip-A

ps1 looking bondage gear

funniest god damn "our message is in direct violation of our motto" you could ever see

oh how the elite shrimpeaters mock us shrimpless peasants

“gay reading habits” could lead to bad posts, experts say

There’s not even a new study, this is just an article that says walking is good

Good news LGBTQs

america is an ideal worth fighting for

i made now a pokemon card of @rem.bsjky.team hope you enjoy it

CHECK THIS OUT I AM SCREAMING

I am making custom pokemon cards like these you can buy one for a minimum of 10 dollars or a maximum of all the money in the world at my commission's page on sidvicious.ca thank you and I love you

Rainbow! 🪶 #parrots

the entire point of life is to be kind and weird btw

anyone who tells you that loving something small and fragile is not worth it is lying to you they are your enemy they are trying to destroy you

If you're too scared or God forbid "stressed out" to even look at Pornhub, Xtube... I know these names better than I know my own grandmother's. YouPorn, XXN, RedTube... panty jobs, homegrown Simpsons stuff. I want fighters not weaklings. Also I want recs that would be dope too.

your horoscope:

every bug you've ever killed is waiting for you in hell

tradwife stuff is basically petplay. i will not be elaborating, as there is no need to

what do you mean renesmee cullen’s birthday is the fifth anniversary of 9/11

device for discreet sperm collection

protest sign ideas: Imagine Living With This Forever You Know How To Make This Stop Unfortunately Your Family Is Responsible For The Cleanup And It Will Be Difficult For Them But They Will Complete The Task To Find That What They Expected To Be Grief Is In Fact What Other People Call Freedom

protest sign ideas: They Care About You The Way You Care About A Bullet Is It Enough Blood To Drown In Yet Jesus Did Not Die For Sins Like Yours You Look Like Ben Shapiro I Made This Sign Because I Still Believe That There Is Time For You To Change The Way This Story Ends Never Tell Your Mom

protest sign ideas: Can You Survive Longer Than Epstein Did Your Buddies Will Always Know What You've Done How Much Do You Really Trust Them You Believe That You Are The Only One Capable Of True Evil Imagine The Smell Of Onions And Garlic Coming From The Kitchen Imagine The Warmth Of Being Loved

protest sign ideas: Do You Think This Ends With A Picket Fence Are You Going To Tell Her That They Were Children If I Get Your Dad To Tell You That You're Special Will You Stop This You Are Teaching Us The Power Of Violence If Empathy Is Weakness Explain Why You Think You Need The Gun

protest sign ideas: Why Are You Fighting So Hard For Something That Does Not Make You Happy Did You See The Contractors He Stiffed On TV And Decide That You Wanted To Make The Same Deal They Did But With Your Soul He's Going To Be Dead Soon It Is Okay To Admit That Your Father Was A Monster

protest sign ideas: How Carefully Do You Read Contracts Who Do You Think Their Lawyers Are There To Protect Think About The Kind Of People You Are Trusting With Your Life That Signing Bonus Won't Buy A Mirror That Shows You A Different Face Imagine Someone Else's Joy Beer Tastes Worse Now, Huh

protest sign ideas: You Asked For This Cowboy Why Do You Look So Scared Imagine How Drawn Out The Trials Will Be You Thought This Would Bring You Joy If You Act Quick You'll Get Your Own Grave They'll Call It An Accidental Discharge Which Means Your Family Gets An Insurance Payout

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong

good lord, I love how the most unhinged thing I've ever posted On Here gets the most likes. anyway, I am pure of heart and only make beautiful things like this monarch butterfly cardigan (just finished it this week!)

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

seems bad

i bet it feels so fucking good to a video game character when their textures load in

one day at a time

why does every AI woman have a child's face

feeding the slop machine my drivers license so the slop machine can talk dirty to me

This Dominos is in an old Pizza Hut building 😭😭