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Y'all just ever think about Donald Duck casting Zettaflare?

Hate when a skeleton is a mage because it means it reads books and went to school and that’s way scarier.

when burger king gets the new soil burger

Anyone else going as Pumpkin Hill from Sonic Adventure 2 for Halloween this year or just me? 🎃⛰️ The costume has a treasure hunting minigame where you can move Knuckles across the “level” and the radar necklace will blink as you get closer to the hidden emerald in the pockets 💎 I love Halloween!!

Does anyone have a name for the type of story where the main character is trying to get something well within their capabilities done but ridiculous nonsense just keeps happening to them? Just watched The Daytrippers and thinking about that style of story

[flustered costanza voice] george is walkin' away from omelas!!!

One thing videogames got right is that it's very difficult to fast travel when you're carrying 120kg of acorns

Before going on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. This act of community service makes the revenge morally neutral.

Just realised I haven't posted about the lizards in a while so here's a quick update: They're still pouring out of every vent in my house and I'm still no closer to finding a solution

"So long, suckers," I sobbed. I loved those suckers. I'd miss them terribly

I would be a great letterboxd follow if I ever had one

obsessed with the description for the witch in aria of sorrow's bestiary

Two of my followers max have the full context here but I promise this is very funny

local hardware store invents creative new insult: welcome to fall, leaf bags

me: sorry we’re late st peter: what happened grim reaper: *holding cotton candy and a giant teddy bear* traffic.

Yall ever wonder how full your health bar is?

Nothing stays read. Go experience media you want to experience again, even if it doesn't give you a new entry on your media trackers. Even without memory concerns you bring something new to it every time because you are new every time.

Just got all my boys together to take on the wandering ronin who came to town. There’s like 15 of us and only one of him so pretty much the only thing that would give me any pause is if he was master of the devastating and lightning-fast iaidō style. But that’s not likely. Coward hasn’t even drawn h

To give an obvious take 30 years out of date: Astro City is a phenomenal comic

A little frog with big feelings

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Oops, one dungeon down and I've already broken two high value weapons

plutotv fans hate trivia information i guess

Well now I'm just a simple cunty lawyer

That this bot, which posts random stills and clips from the thousands of hours of VHS transfers on archive.org, landed on *this specific frame* feels like finding the monkey at the typewriter that managed to write Hamlet.

The crunchwrap of notre dame

me to every single company i've ever interacted with

Yelling at me for warming towels in the oven is not going to get the fire department here any faster.

The Cartoon Network leak revealed that the team actually wrote fake interviews for the Powerpuff Girls in-house so that the writers could understand them better and honestly this is incredibly useful for learning how to characterize your characters holy shit