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The onion buying Infowars has made my year. Love it

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social

Hi friends! I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet. The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.

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Well…until Musk got involved. His X company has filed a brief in the bankruptcy case. My guess: Musk will try to buy InfoWars and if successful give it back to Alex Jones. Two complete wastes of oxygen.

EXCEPT that a "judge" from the 5th Circuit in Texas (what a SHOCKER!) has put a hold on the deal. Muskie-Wuskie has stepped forward as a "friend of the court", with probable intent to kibosh the deal & use his vast fortune to outbid the Sandy Hook parents to keep InfoWars conspiracy theories afloat.

Did you hear any reports about the sore loser who lost info wars due to his criminal behaviour that suggest he’s trying to appeal or fight the purchase because his victims helped the onion make the purchase?💙🇨🇦🇺🇸

Hear hear!! However, I read on AP Musk and others are suing to have the auction process in the Onion deal examined for alleged bidding procedural infractions. The judge has put the sale on hold while the allegations are investigated. Hopefully the merry pranksters at the Onion will prevail.

Wondering if they also purchased the video archives and intellectual property rights? How delish would it be for the new owners to start replaying those clips followed by the truth and impact the POS had.

HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE BUT ONION DOESN'T OWN INFOWARS AND NEVER WILL THEY GOT CAUGHT RIGGING THE AUCTION, CRO IS IN DEEP SHIT AND SO IS BEN COLLINS THEY ARE BOTH UNDER CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION THE ONION WILL NEVER OWN INFOWARS THE JUDGE GAVE IT BACK TO ALEX JONES,THAT'S WHERE IT'S GOING TO STAY