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@ryanlcooper.com

Esoteric Jeff, now there's someone I haven't heard of in awhile

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

@ryanlcooper.com

engagement bait prompt: what's your favorite Onion article? I think mine has to be this one theonion.com/new-subway-p...

theonion.comNew Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...

Alex Fitzpatrick

@alexjamesfitz.com

theonion.com/fuck-everyth...

theonion.comFuck Everything, We're Doing Five BladesWould someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we...

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@sarahrodman.bsky.social

My favorite. And the best part is Gillette ACTUALLY DID IT. 5 blades, two aloe stripes. onion20.substack.com/p/20-years-a...

onion20.substack.com20 years ago, The Onion predicted razors with 5 bladesAlso, a hungover couple doesn't know they broke up, a straight man tells you what he'd do if he were gay, and much more from American culture in 2004.

@thecaseywilson.bsky.social

I yell this out every time I see a razor commercial.

Pete Rhom-BOO-erg 👻

@prhomberg.bsky.social

I read this entire article to my wife about a month ago after she clearly had no idea what I was talking about when I quoted the headline. I married someone quite tolerant of my bullshit.

Pinche the Undying

@pinche-pi.bsky.social

me,staring down at my 5 blade razor: they did it, those mfs did it!

@witzkers.bsky.social

Yeah, I love this one

@colinssocial.bsky.social

This is the one.