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You guys... @stayscathed.bsky.social made me stay up past midnight last night. And that was after she made me spend the whole day eating queso. Now she's gonna say I made the queso and that's somehow not her fault, but just know that, even if true, that's utterly irrelevant...

She's also a fantastic cook and made some salmon orzo pasta thing for dinner that I'd have eaten way more of if she hadn't made me spend the whole day shoveling queso into my gaping maw like an animal. And chocolate covered almonds. And butterscotch caramels. THE WOMAN IS A MENACE! 😜