I'm movin' on...

Psst... may not call myself a "professional photographer" anymore, but I still got it. No filter. No flash. No crop. No lighting effects. No post processing. Just my shitty cell phone camera in a dark theater. And Kelly Motherfuckin' Clarkson. We're both pretty good at what we do. 😜

My Oura just started harassing me to stretch my legs a bit. Funny story... I literally haven't even rolled it out of bed to pee yet today, so it's basically just harassing me to put down my damn phone. 🤣

Good thing that's a solar-powered tree or his electric bill would be astronomical!

"BuT wHeRe Is KaMaLa HaRrIs ThOuGh? WhY iSn'T sHe dOiNg AnYtHiNg?!?" - Every Shitbox Leftist All the Livelong Fucking Day Long

I'm pretty sure I replied to that silly girl, "Oh, you sweet summer child... RIP your mentions." And then I trotted off to pop some corn and top it with extra butter & just a little sea salt. 🤣 That was a fun day. Denise Oliver-Velez was a national treasure and is sorely missed.

I think it's funny how there's all these documentaries about basically every single commune that's ever existed turning into cult, if not a full-blown death cult, yet somehow all these dopey shitbox leftists think that nonsense ideology can be successfully scaled up to a population of 350,000,000+.

Ramasmarmy's FAFO... discovering that tokens exist only to be spent and that never actually being a member of the club means he was never gonna get away with coming at/after a white woman—ANY WHITE WOMAN—like that.

By the way, her husband is also fucking adorable. And so nice. And they like each other *so much*... like, genuinely. This shit ain't for my benefit. I *always* know when people are doing that. I need to get the fuck outta here before I start thinking marriage isn't all bad! 🤣

Ahem... speaking from experience, a protection order is just a piece of paper that means the person who ultimately kills you *might* end up facing slightly stiffer criminal penalties after killing you. The result is often *escalated* violence. Think *very* carefully before seeking one.

Yet another credible allegation that the sitting POTUS brutally raped another woman. But the Black former POTUS made a joke & ragged on Cheesecake Factory, so we all know what the American media is focusing on... reminding women how much they hate us & busting Obama's balls in one fell swoop.

His face though! And that "Daddy... hear my voice," had me cackling. She is too much. 🤣

If you try to read this, you'll start smelling burnt toast and dirty pennies. You'll have a stroke. Your brain will blue-screen the fuck out on you.

💙 Happy Birthday to @hillaryclinton.bsky.social, my hero, my inspiration, and the Secretary of State who made department policy allow trans employees at State to live + work as their preferred gender and for citizens to use their preferred gender on passports. Long live this absolute Queen! 💙

Ya know what's funny... none of the people who pretend to give a shit about women's sports care about women's sports. If they did, they'd be outraged by *THIS* shit. Airing a finals game in this time slot is overtly, maliciously disrespectful to WNBA athletes. Where's Riley Gaines now?!?

We're going to the beach here in a bit. Then I'mma run some errands & stop by the grocery store to pick up provisions to make my beefy queso dip for football Sunday. Are you jealous?!? You should be jealous. 😜🤣

Holy.shit, I'm such an asshole. I just realized when I typed CJ into that post and the list of handles came up, I somehow fat-fingered the wrong handle. Thanks so much for making the drive to lunch yesterday, @hot4civics.bsky.social... it was so great to meet you! Sorry I'm an idiot. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

Check out the loot haul @stayscathed.bsky.social & I came back with after lunch with @cjbu77.bsky.social, @travandboo.bsky.social, and @lanana421.bsky.social! 🤣 Thanks so much @brat2381.bsky.social, @tastytin.com, @qondintini.bsky.social, and @icookfood2023.bsky.social... y'all are so rad!

Let me be real clear here: If you're in a public restroom and you spend *any* time at all concerned or even contemplating what's going on between the legs of the person in the stall next to you when you should be peeing, you're the one who's a little bit sick in the head. Find a therapist.

It's almost 8:30... I haven't even rolled it out of bed to pee yet. @stayscathed.bsky.social made me stay up way past my bedtime. She's such a bad influence! 😜🤣

Got some time to kill this afternoon, so I decided to drive up Mulholland. That was always one of my mom's favorite things to do when she was in SoCal.

Trans women are the only ones who get harassed in women's bathrooms. They're harassed by the women who claim to be afraid to share a bathroom with trans women, yet those bigots & TERFs are the ones initiating every confrontation that has ever happened. They're not afraid. They're just bigots.

Ramasmarmy is not an outlier in the Republican Party. He's molded himself in the exact image of "the perfect Republican" based on everything he's learned during his lifetime of chasing white adjacency. He is representative of ALL men in the GOP, regardless of their race. THAT is who they are.

Only a woman would be forced to relive & have old wounds of childhood sexual abuse ripped open during the course of a political campaign. Only a man would force her to, because he's desperate & inferior to her in every way. America hates women. It never, ever lets us forget just how much.

Vivek Ramasmarmy deserves to be loaded into a trebuchet & launched into the mouth of a live volcano. This is naked misogyny & rape culture. This is what survivors of abuse are told by abusers & society relentlessly... that being abused makes *victims* flawed, broken, unworthy. He's an abuser.

This is such a simple parallel, something in both your soul & your brain has to be almost irreparably broken not to make that connection yourself. It's very often religion that creates those blind spots and disconnects for people. And that's by design.

Uh... yikes on spikes. 👀

Let me be real clear here: If you're in a public restroom and you spend *any* time at all concerned or even contemplating what's going on between the legs of the person in the stall next to you when you should be peeing, you're the one who's a little bit sick in the head. Find a therapist.

Man... I've been way too lazy and eating way too much crap for way too long. I kinda wanna do a fast, but I've never done one at this weight and I'm a little concerned shit could go sideways pretty quick. But I've definitely gotta get my shit back together here... somehow.

Women can't trust men because way too many are violent. More still do nothing to stop the ones who are violent. Then there are those of you who think we shouldn't have been where ever we were when whatever happened to us happened to us. All E. Jean Carroll did was walk into a dressing room...

Mornin', y'all!

I'm just gonna keep posting this picture randomly for no reason... because I love it. There's no other shot anywhere like it. It's one of a kind. And I took it. I also like having it pop up in my notifications when people like it, because I'm adorably obsessed with her. 😜🤣

The only reason it mattered where Lindsay Graham stuck his dick when he was alive is because he used his power to actively harm LGBTQIA+ people. Now that he's dead, it's less than irrelevant... it's just fucking salacious & offensive. If you watch that shit, watch it knowing that.

The sound of a football clanking off an upright is the soundtrack to a kicker's soul momentarily leaving his body. There's no way to trot off the field with any dignity at all after that metallic sound reverberates through a football stadium to a chorus of "OOOOHHHH!" from tens of thousands.

Just a soulless, dead-eyed mako shark of a human being...

Somewhere there's a part of you that's actually a decent human being who knows I'm right. That's why you're being so snarky about it. I can't imagine 8-year-old you would be proud of the bigot you've chosen to become. And she's really the one you've gotta justify your bigotry to in the mirror.

This is such a simple parallel, something in both your soul & your brain has to be almost irreparably broken not to make that connection yourself. It's very often religion that creates those blind spots and disconnects for people. And that's by design.