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You guys... I'mma sneak a picture of @stayscathed.bsky.social while she's working, because she's so fucking cute. And she's so rad you can't even hate her for how cute she is. I'm so fucking annoyed, I might just push her down. It's making me mad. 🤣

I may not have thought this through. I still have to sleep here tonight. She's gonna sneak in here and take a picture of me while I'm sleeping or record me snoring tonight or something as punishment. And I'll deserve it. 😜 I should have waited until tomorrow to do this. I really blew it. 🤣

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This guest bedroom door better lock! 🤦‍♀️🤣

I'm currently wearing my 5-sizes-too-big laundry day pants that make it look like I'm trying to appropriate Genie Culture and I told @stayscathed.bsky.social if any pictures of me in them end up on Bluesky, I'll burn down her house. 🤣 I may have started it, but I'll also end it!

She is so damn cute!

So SO cute!!!

Adorable.

Right?!? Hate her. Also you... you're not off the hook. I also wanted to knock you down at lunch, just FYI. Not only did you show up looking adorable in your rad-ass aviators, you showed up wearing white linen looking better than I did in my white linen. Rude, ma'am... that was rude. 😜

Oh please. Our table was pretty adorable all around. I think it was all those bras.

Concur. She *IS* adorable!!