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It will be fun watching the corn lobby meltdown over this.

Doesn't he drink DIET coke?

Because the last time they changed up the recipe it went so well?

He’s either playing golf or spewing nonsense 🫢

I prefer it when he's off working on stupid projects that have very little impact. He does less damage to the country that way.

Dr. Pepper is the new Surgeon General.

How does he know that it tastes better. He drinks diet coke? It's sweetened with aspartame.💙

Someone should ask him about getting cocaine back in the recipe.

Iowa??? Got to love all the red state suckers getting yet another Trump kick in the balls. Chuck Grassley the biggest rube bitch on the planet.

He’s mad we drink Mexican coke.

The growers of corn and the producers of high-fructose sweeteners would like a word. What a moron. If Coke want's to produce a version with real cane sugar (LIKE THEY HAVE IN MEXICO), they don't need a call from Trump.

And yet he's known worldwide as a lover of Diet Coke.

And in other news…Trump would also like them to make an Epstein Cola which will be made out of real young women.

Yea, Like this is gonna happen.

We can already buy Mexican Coke in California made with cane sugar. Although I'm sure it will go up 20% because of Cheeto Hitler

Bye bye Coke

he's just showing how he can sweeten a deal!

I suppose the convicted felon (Trump) could be paying off porn stars and prostitutes.

He's not wrong on this point.

Currently Mexican Coke - made with cane sugar - is far better. So nice to see Trump learning from Mexican superiority!

And now can he stop chestnuts from being lazy.

I hate that I agree with him. I wonder if he realizes everyone calls it "Mexican Coke" also I disagree with you, this is a perfect use of his time

And does Coke know?

I wonder when do we have to paint our bathrooms in gold?

Bizarre, since he drinks Diet Coke, full of neurotoxins and ingredients that become unstable within months.

Famously, Steve Jobs asked John Sculley, the CEO of Pepsi, when Apple was looking to get a "formal" CEO: Do you want to sell sugar water for the rest of your life, or come with me and change the world? Donald Trump would have chosen sugar water.

This is my go to when I have no words for a response.

Couldn’t he just import his beloved Coke from Mexico, where it’s still made with cane sugar? It’s not like a 35% tariff surcharge is going to matter to a billionaire.

And it shall be called "Trump Coke". I'm sure this will erase the memory of the New Coke debacle.

I bet little Donny got a lot of participation ribbons.

He is so demented. Village idiot.

Good grief!