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Isn't this exhausting? Like it's a normal Monday night in October and on top of life's other obligations you have to put on your divorced dad at the zoo get-up and take the Tesla to a cheesecake factory to do numbers on expiring discourse. Don't you have other shit going on?

This got slapped with an intolerance label but as a member of the alleged victimized protected group it seems like a totally clean hit? What are we doing here?

This is ghoulish and uneforced. The second part goes against what should be objectively bedrock party principles and will net somewhere around 0 votes. Moderate Democrats learn that no one buys Bigotry Lite challenge: impossible.

My culture* is not your cynical capitalist costume. *white people who like the type of Chinese food where you get a fortune cookie.

Why do none of these freaks have normally shaped heads? He looks like Bert just got back from a Caribbean vacation.

Yup. Important to remember that any of the Founders would piss themselves with wonder walking into a Costco. We really don't really have to consider what they'd think about mail voting or AR-15s.

This is one of those things that's so ignorant it's not even the best argument she could make, which is that his full name, not really used, is Abdulrahman, which could theoretically be a problem if anyone honest gave a single solitary shit about given name etymologies other than... you know.

When you're somehow being less reasonable than Nancy Mace:

I've never been to In-N-Out or Dave's Hot Chicken (why that and not Bojangles?) but it's straight up anti upper Midwest discrimination to make this list and not include Culver's. 1000 stores, people! Leave the ignorance of your mid fast food cave and embrace the warm yellow glow of Curdis.

It has to be a kink for this guy, right? The odds of being this big of a sitcom-y doofus organically are way too remote. This is the Vice President of the damn United States making eye contact with a 40-year old journeyman QB on the practice squad. Warm smile, approach, and... no, Mr. Quayle.

The most epic case of FAFO possible. If you elect me President, we're splitting all his stuff and he's moving to a prison with no internet access.

I would argue we have a better working knowledge of culture from 1-2 generations ago than people in the 70s. I grew up with a VCR and DVDs and now have streaming. My parents had 4 channels and the whims of distributors.

They're going to steer this poor man straight into the ground.

My opinion of Ramaswamy was already on the floor but sweet Georgia Brown what a dumpster person. I hope his wife leaves his stupid ass and gets everything.

The only way this happens is if you're already chest-deep in the K-K-K-Hole.

I'm obviously against changing the name because I'm a grown-up and not a completely useless dipshit, but any of the following would make me smile and want to buy property there: 1. Nu Mexico 2. Gnu Mexico 3. Nuevo México 4. Whatever a representative congress of the state's tribal leaders wants

The government not employing anyone is big if true.

This is sort of like when they gave Dylan the Nobel Prize in literature only it seems worse somehow. Like... no, Dylan did not develop anything in this field, please read a book.

Notable that "Silocon Valley is a lot of poker fraud" is such a self-evident truth that a tech journalist is saying it to an interviewee who specializes in postmodern satire as if it's as obvious as gravity. And yet we still have leaders across the country who do not get it because line go up-up.

Just one question, Mr. Candidate, do you disavow Jason Alexander's non-Seinfeld filmography? ...the whole thing, Sir, North, Dunston Checks In, Bob Patterson, there's stuff in there so toxic you'd deny ever seeing it. ...No, sir, I don't think Thomas Jefferson believed in THAT freedom of speech, no.

"Hakeem cannot move" implies that Hakeem Jeffries would successfully bargain with a coalition to win the speakership but fail at any attempts to pass legislation with the same coalition and that's just wishcasting by someone who needs a factory reset.

El Sayed was rebuking a gutter racist who had just insulted him via negative stereotyping in a public place. "Angry, overly defensive jerk" is about as nice as Tommy could have expected. These are the same weirdos who have been fluffers to an angry, overly defensive jerk for the last decade.

University of Chicago once again inflicting its best and brightest upon the world.

It's always the ones you most suspect.

This should be instantly impeachable. What are we doing here.

1. Parlor trick <---you are here 2. "3-5 years away from mass commercial adoption" 3. Lots of time in a K-hole 4. You're still at step one 5. Tesla / SpaceX line go up 6. Mars is still uninhabitable and the USAID cuts killed real people

Morally correct but also what a coward who can't follow through on anything.

"I'm going to say something few Democrats are willing to say" always seems to be followed by something that 95% of Democrats would sign onto. Screw that. If anything I wish more Democrats had the courage to argue that we should be blowing way more government money on fun stuff.