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Well, sure. Every time she gets in the water, someone beats her.

Madeline Peltz@peltzmadeline.bsky.social

Riley Gaines says she doesn't like to shower

Too slow, my friend

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social

Not surprising, as she's never excelled in the water

in riley’s honor i’m gonna wait and be the fifth person to make this joke

17/6/26, 4:44 pm6 reposts276 likes

I think I'm going to go with the "can't tell Riley Gaines and Kent State poop girl apart" joke just to change it up.

And in honor of Riley Gaines, I will also demand to be credited as being the fifth person to make this joke