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Any time any racist VC is scared, any time any tech bro who says hateful shit gets fired, any time an untalented hack gets denied a job in Silicon Valley and then gets in his feelings about it and wants to blame brown people ... it was me. That's when I was there. I pulled the strings. Personally.

Jokes aside — I am literally an unemployed middle-aged dad who spent yesterday making a really good tuna salad sandwich and playing Mario Kart. I like to volunteer in my neighborhood and walk our dogs and do some writing. *This* is what they are so afraid of. Just the power of normal-ass people.

does your tuna have a secret ingredient

you know, it's all the stuff _together_. I always have really good pickled red onions that I've made, that goes in there. I splurge on the Cento tuna, it's expensive but it's good as hell. l love chopping stuff up so I probably spend way too much time on mincing up celery, but the texture is great.