Headlines & Punchlines@anonymoussource.bsky.socialRand Paul’s mother secretly calls into his virtual town hall.Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.socialThe caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.30/7/26, 4:14 am·0 reposts·1 like
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