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Anyone with any advice for me?
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comNeed to find traditional employment... sell insurance / financial services to all you guys, or... get you all to donate to me so you don't have to buy insurance from me. Which will it be? $Astartiel is me.
Trying to decide which design & name I like best.
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comAnyone with any advice for me?
Jennie Jonzen Financial Guidance DM Me if you're interested in learning more.
I don't know what to do. I don't want to lose all my cats. This has been a year of loss.
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comFirst our cat Midnight passed away in August, & now my cat Ghanima is having a problem. ð³ Got sick on dry food (I usually mostly feed her wet), then slept all day, then up but won't eat, in pain, not wanting to walk or move. I don't have money for a vet. Crowdfunding last time didn't raise much. ð€·ð»ââïž
If you can help out, I appreciate it. If you can at least share, that will help.
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comNot about Trump. If you see this & want me to take my cat to the vet tomorrow when itâs open, Iâll need a lot of money to do that & I donât have it enough. $Astartiel is my cash app & astartielsdream@gmail.com is my PayPal email. If no one sees this, I'll take it as a sign from the Universe. ððââ¬ðð«
Until proven otherwise beyond a shadow of a doubt, I think Fox News rags People & TMZ, owned by Barry Diller & Rupert Murdoch, accusing Rob's son of his & his wife's murder, within minutes of the murder being public, is highly suspicious, especially since Kash Patel made the same accusation.
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comHighly suspicious that he was killed while working on a film about Trump being Putin's Bitch. Unless it's proven someone else killed him & his wife beyond a shadow of a doubt, I'm going to think Rob Reiner & Michele Singer were killed off by someone in Trump & Putin's circle.
I wish I was capable of being in relationships. The last & only long one (3 years) was half my lifetime ago. And I've been single & asexual for 2/5ths of my life. I always WANTED "True Wuv" but never found it. Only long-distance crushes on celebrities. And fear of guys falling in love with me.
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comBut my FAVORITE movie of Rob Reiner's has ALWAYS been A Princess Bride. Rest In Peace Michelle & Rob Reiner. ð«ð As You Wish.
Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. William Goldman, The Princess Bride (Been looking for this kind of love, like a fool, all my life.)
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comI might need to watch The Princess Bride again soon. ððð
I NEED to find a way I can handle receiving the money I need, whether by getting all of you to be my customers, by getting a different shitty job, by relying on generous donations, by becoming a YouTube sensation ð, or by magically winning all I need. âïž
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comNeed to find traditional employment... sell insurance / financial services to all you guys, or... get you all to donate to me so you don't have to buy insurance from me. Which will it be? $Astartiel is me.
I may need help to survive because I suck at helping myself, between my autism, ADHD, aphantasia, alexithymia, affectiveness, dyscalculia, depression, & anxiety. What would you be willing to buy from me? What would you be willing to have me sell to you? Even though I hate having to sell anything.
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comI know BlueSky is ONLY for talking about the evil orange criminal, but I REALLY need to talk about MYSELF. I need an income, because I'm not an evil orange criminal who steals billions, or any of his billionaire buddies. I can sell life insurance, but I'm shit at convincing people to do anything.
What would all of you pay me or donate to me to help me survive? I don't expect $1.7M in crowdfunding, or anything. What would you all be willing to do to help your fellow woman so she doesn't have to be a burden to family or government? What can I do to earn an income? Will you buy my soul?
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comI may need help to survive because I suck at helping myself, between my autism, ADHD, aphantasia, alexithymia, affectiveness, dyscalculia, depression, & anxiety. What would you be willing to buy from me? What would you be willing to have me sell to you? Even though I hate having to sell anything.
Still seeking that elusive true love...
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comThis is true love. Do you think this happens every day?
So this is Christmas... ð
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comIt's Christmas Eve eve & I havenât even bothered to decorate a tree this year. I donât have a job anymore, because the company I worked for fired me right before Christmas. Iâm not good at making money by selling financial services. And we have a pedophile crime ring in charge of Washington DC.
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Watching Terry Pratchett's The Hogfather for Christmas, because that is also the mood I am in. Merry Fucking Christmas
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comI'm thinking about rewatching Agatha All Along for Christmas, along with Stranger Things of course, because thatâs the kind of mood I am in this year. Down the Witches' Road I go...
After seeing this funder from GoFundMe, I was inspired to create my own, but I am not fictional guys named Carlos & Javier, so I wonât get $80-100K, even though I've also done hard labor for work in my life & am not sure I'll be able to pay my bills in the coming months because of being out of work.
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comWant to share a heartfelt cause with you. I am struggling to make ends meet this holiday season due to no work, and your support could really make a difference for me. Please consider donating or sharing the link to help ease my burden during this tough time. Thanks gofund.me/aad141d61
ð People should know this about me:
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comYep, I'm a woke libtard snowflake radical left scum, & proud of it.
I either NEED to get Donations or I NEED to get you all to sign up for financial services aka life insurance products with me within the next year, in order to survive. (Or maybe a gas station will hire me part time temporarily.) DM Me if you want to talk about getting signed up for a life policy.
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comI NEED to make THIS work. DM me if you want to know more.
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