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β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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If you can help me out, I'm $Astartiel on CashApp.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Since I suck at working these days, including getting up in the morning, attending online morning meetings, memorizing scripts (why I didn't go into acting), selling ANYTHING, being on time EVER, & other general work & social skills, I'm opening another funder, via CashApp. cash.app/f/POOL?id=34...

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β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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I might need financial mutual aid, but I don’t want it in these kind of dollar bills:

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

I hear Trumpstain wants to put his face on an American dollar. We're going to have to create a special denomination for him:

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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Since nobody saw this, and it was even hidden from me for a while, I'm going to add it to my pinned thread. I can't and will not follow all of you, but those of you who want me to follow you back, reply to the post in the quote & I will.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

I have been getting a lot of new followers lately, and I just cannot vet you all, so if you want me to follow you, let me know so that I can follow you back.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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I will cancel EVERY service I use that I share with family if the billionaire money-grubbing assholes are going to do this shit. When I was working, I was happy to provide this service to my family, but not if they can't have it anymore because billionaire owners are greedy money-grubbing assholes.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

So YouTube is forcing EVERYONE on your YouTube Premium account to live at the same address. I cancelled Netflix over this privacy-invasion bullshit. Doing the same with YouTube now. Fuck them. Here me @developers.google.com? Fuck your greedy billionaire bullshit. πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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Not sure why I even bother. If you are even allowed to see this post. If I'm not totally invisible to 17500+ people. If anyone can help me out here, that would be great. I'm still not working, so any little bit will help. You can donate without having an account Just need a phone number to verify.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Since I suck at working these days, including getting up in the morning, attending online morning meetings, memorizing scripts (why I didn't go into acting), selling ANYTHING, being on time EVER, & other general work & social skills, I'm opening another funder, via CashApp. cash.app/f/POOL?id=34...

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β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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Here is hoping for the best for our nation.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Watching Outlander, and hoping that the United States of America does not die in vain 250 years after George Washington and the first Americans fought for it. Here’s hoping we find a way to save ourselves from this Orange Pedocriminal Trumpstain Regime.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
@astartiel.substack.com

I better outlive him so I can fulfill my promise to do a live feed kazoo performance as the entire world celebrates...

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Thinking about how the entire Internet will be unusable when he's finally fucking dead. Over Easter weekend, when everybody hoped he might be dead after disappearing for a few days, the Internet got incredibly slow. Also thinking about the worldwide weeks-long rave we will have. Will be glorious!

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
@astartiel.substack.com

I get that nobody wants to see or acknowledge posts like this, but THIS is my reality right now:

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

I wish I could handle working so that I had money to spend on buying food for me and my cats. I truly cannot sell to save my life. So instead, I am reduced to this. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ Even as I block people claiming to be from Gaza, doing the same.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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Adding this to my megathread, so I can find it easily, so I can post updates. The insane catch-22 bureaucratic bullshit that is meant to deny nearly everyone what they need is what the Republican Party is all about.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

I am eligible for nearly $5000 in unemployment benefits, but they won't give it to me, even though I applied for jobs and reported them. This is what living in South Dakota is like. They deny you money, they won't give you EBT because you're not working, but pull yourself up by your boot straps.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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I have to remind myself that I have it better than most American soldiers right now, when I start feeling bad about myself.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Won't claim to be a good cook, but I could supply these soldiers with better food on a shoestring budget...

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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I can't believe this post went so viral. I guess I touched a nerve. So many of us feel the same way. Which makes me believe yet again that they did not have the votes, they had to vote counting computers.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

The USA is going to have to seize all of the Trumpstain Regime's stolen wealth to pay for rebuilding the country, once they are taken out of power.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
@astartiel.substack.com

If only viral posts like this could lead to a paid writing career. DM or message me on my LinkedIn, if you want to hire me. LinkedIn.com/in/Astartiel

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

The USA is going to have to seize all of the Trumpstain Regime's stolen wealth to pay for rebuilding the country, once they are taken out of power.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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Traditional work does not work for me. I need work I can start in the afternoon and do on & off until early evening. Preferably from home, but preferably not zoom or traditional calls. My work history: LinkedIn.com/in/Astartiel My Funder: www.gofundme.com/f/easing-the...

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@astartiel.substack.com

Happy Earth Day, Everyone. I'm going to go sleep through half of it... Because I can't sleep until morning... I was a vampire in a past life, clearly. Or genetically remembering ancestors in the night watch.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Happy Earth Day. Make Everyday, Earthday!

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
@astartiel.substack.com

Adding this video to my mega thread, because we all need more of this energy in our life. Even if Bluesky doesn't let you see it, maybe you'll accidentally find it.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

No matter what else happens, I still love this Pianoboy song and video about love. Yes, that is Volodymyr Zelenskyy playing Cupid in this video, pre-presidency. youtu.be/GyIk3TW5gBk?...

youtu.beΠŸΡ€Π΅ΠΌΡŒΠ΅Ρ€Π°! Новый ΠΊΠ»ΠΈΠΏ Π³Ρ€ΡƒΠΏΠΏΡ‹ PianoΠ±ΠΎΠΉ ΠΈ ΠšΠ²Π°Ρ€Ρ‚Π°Π» 95 - ΠšΠΎΡ…Π°Π½Π½Ρ | ΠΌΡƒΠ·Ρ‹ΠΊΠ° 2015 ΡƒΠΊΡ€Π°ΠΈΠ½Π°YouTube video by Бтудія ΠšΠ²Π°Ρ€Ρ‚Π°Π» 95 Online
β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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Full Disclosure: Yes, I will spend any donations I receive on food, cat supplies, gas, prescription cannabis, and entertainment, if I receive enough, in that order. In 3 months, I've only received about $500, so it's been mostly spend on food for me, cat supplies (food & litter) & gas for my car.

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The Interview With The Vampire & The Vampire Lestat TV show stuff is what is keeping me going, seriously. One of the few things I have to look forward to in the coming months & years. (Besides The Big Beautiful Obituary.)

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Dancing with Myself, Vampire Lestat style! 😁 music.youtube.com/watch?v=xLeK...

music.youtube.comDancing With MyselfYouTube video by The Vampire Lestat - Topic
β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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Better luck next time... I'm still hoping he dies in his sleep on camera while people are talking around him.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Honestly, he doesn't deserve your gratitude. When those Minnesota politicians, their families, & even dog were all murdered, the Trumpstain didn't say a word of concern for any of them. ONLY sad this is what this evil Trumpstain Regime has brought us to. He should die naturally, in his sleep:

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
@astartiel.substack.com

Have I said lately how much I'm looking forward to The Vampire Lestat, my Spirit Animal, lately? No? Well, I am... 😁😁😁

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

I just saw the official trailer for S3 IWTV, The Vampire Lestat, and it wrecked me!! I am going to be totally gone, come June... And I'm SO here for it! πŸ€£πŸ§›β€β™€οΈ youtu.be/7c7JFMTBeVk?...

youtu.beThe Vampire Lestat | Official Trailer | Premieres June 7 on AMC & AMC+YouTube video by amc+
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Going to be my mood, until I can piss on Trump & Pootin's graves. And maybe even Lindsay Graham's grave.

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My Mood:

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I only use AI for chaotic good, like THIS.

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Yes, I will play with Ai to put a perfect-looking me with Sam Reid's Lestat de Lioncourt. LMFAO. The only way to make my vampire fantasies real is through AI 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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Seriously, we can build him this ballroom right now and keep him in it until he starts to decay...

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Yes Piggie, you are a horrible pedophile rapist. I've got Trumpstain's Ballroom RIGHT HERE. Can we keep him in it until 2028?

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Being poor really sucks sometimes because we miss out on the coolest things!!! For those who can go, request tickets here: 1iota.com/show/2469/th... If you want to take me, DM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Someday fund a trip to this performance for me to NYC on June 2! Please! Please! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! πŸ§›β€β™€οΈπŸ¦‡βš°οΈ (I know no one will & I won't get to go but damn, THIS would be a 36-year-long dream come true for me!) (If I'm wrong & someone out there WILL do this for me, check my pinned post.)

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Wish I could go to this! I just need a cat sitter, & enough money for a flight to NYC & back, a hotel stay, a ticket, & other expenses.

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Damn! I want to go to this SO DAMN BAD!!!!!!!

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I need to make it a habit to wake up happily believing that all three of these monsters are dead until the day it becomes actually true.

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For a brief moment, while waking up, I felt really good in the knowledge that Trumpstain had died, even if I knew I was fooling myself with that belief... Then I took it further and imagined Trumpstain, Nutanyahoo, & Pootin had all died on the same day, fulfilling the prophecy in my favorite meme.