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And if youâre wondering what Iâm referring to about donating, Iâm talking about this little funder I started to help pay the phone bill, electricity bill, buy food, and pay other bills.
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comI canât seem to inspire people the same way random guys named Carlos and Javier can, but am I not as worthy?
Here's hoping for a better year in 2026 than we had in 2025.
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comHappy New Year. I'm saying goodbye to 2025 with a bit of bubbly...
If you aren't partying it up like me and my cats, or like a real party animal like Don Lemon, then what are you even doing today?
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comShowing you all how to party, with a kitty on my lap, a bowl & sparkling wine nearby, & YouTube live streams of parties I don't have to go to or dress up for.
Here's hoping for a better year in 2026 than we had in 2025, for all who believe in democracy, freedom, and that our elected officials work for us, not the other way around. PS: Lend me a hand, if you can. gofund.me/39868f75f
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comThe ONLY Kings we have in the USA are Burger Vikings. Happy New Year!
I'm still unable to bring myself to be a life insurance broker, even though I could theoretically do well if I can handle doing the work. And am still out of any other employment. I lowered the goal, but even that amount will barely get me through January. Have cats to feed. gofund.me/aad141d61
She never had to fake a shooting. She did win. She's not on the list.
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comKamala Harris was RIGHT about EVERYTHING. And she is the rightful president, because Musk & Thiel hacked it for themselves & Trump. "Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him." Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally
When I'm in a better place, I'll be here more.
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comI have to focus on me right now, until I can afford to focus on anyone else.
I have to focus on me right now, until I can afford to focus on anyone else. When I'm in a better place, I'll be here more. But I either have to get you all as my clients or get you all as my donators... Until then... ð€·ð»ââïžðð³ð®
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comI'm still unable to bring myself to be a life insurance broker, even though I could theoretically do well if I can handle doing the work. And am still out of any other employment. I lowered the goal, but even that amount will barely get me through January. Have cats to feed. gofund.me/aad141d61
I am out of money and this is making me more depressed than usual because I canât seem to ever get out of this hole. gofund.me/aad141d61
I am out of work & out of money, which is making me more depressed than usual because I canât seem to ever get out of this hole & can't even handle to do work I'm licensed to do. gofund.me/aad141d61
So... I created a thing with AI help the other night... Ever wanted your own smartphone PipBoy? Now you can have one of your vet own!
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comIf you're a #Fallout fan, you might want to try out your very own #PipBoy for smartphone: Get it for your inner #VaultBoy or #VaultGirl.
My birthday is this Friday the 13th. All I want for my birthday, besides financial help, is for the Ides of March to come for the orange dictator Trumpstein & his Regime. I have $13 to my name right now. At least the last bit of financial help took care of my car insurance. #mutualaid
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comAs an AuDHD adult, Iâve spent my life underpaid and underemployed. Being out of work right now is terrifying, and Iâm falling behind on bills & ability to buy groceries. If you can help me bridge the gap, it would mean everything. âš Please donate/share: www.gofundme.com/f/easing-the... #MutualAid
Sharing another fundraiser that I just rejiggered and want to see if it takes off at all, now that I edited it. This is part experiment and part why the fuck not?
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comThis campaign is a social experiment to see if ordinary people can raise funds like the big viral fundraisers do. Iâm not a millionaire, just someone making barely over $10,000 a year. #mutualaid #gofundme gofund.me/debd7b267
Can you share this with 150 people? This campaign is a social experiment... ... to see if ordinary people can raise funds like the big viral fundraisers do. Iâm not a millionaire, just someone making barely over $10,000 a year. #mutualaid #gofundme gofund.me/debd7b267
Something EVERYONE who follows me should know about me so that they don't get a shock later on when I post a beautiful plant picture.
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comBeen a stoner chick since I was in my 20s and now Iâm in my 50s.
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âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comSince today is World Atheist Day and about a week away from Easter, hereâs a Vulcan greeting/blessing picture for you all...
If you can help me out, I'm $Astartiel on CashApp.
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comSince I suck at working these days, including getting up in the morning, attending online morning meetings, memorizing scripts (why I didn't go into acting), selling ANYTHING, being on time EVER, & other general work & social skills, I'm opening another funder, via CashApp. cash.app/f/POOL?id=34...
I might need financial mutual aid, but I donât want it in these kind of dollar bills:
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comI hear Trumpstain wants to put his face on an American dollar. We're going to have to create a special denomination for him:
Since nobody saw this, and it was even hidden from me for a while, I'm going to add it to my pinned thread. I can't and will not follow all of you, but those of you who want me to follow you back, reply to the post in the quote & I will.
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comI have been getting a lot of new followers lately, and I just cannot vet you all, so if you want me to follow you, let me know so that I can follow you back.
I will cancel EVERY service I use that I share with family if the billionaire money-grubbing assholes are going to do this shit. When I was working, I was happy to provide this service to my family, but not if they can't have it anymore because billionaire owners are greedy money-grubbing assholes.
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comSo YouTube is forcing EVERYONE on your YouTube Premium account to live at the same address. I cancelled Netflix over this privacy-invasion bullshit. Doing the same with YouTube now. Fuck them. Here me @developers.google.com? Fuck your greedy billionaire bullshit. ððððð
Not sure why I even bother. If you are even allowed to see this post. If I'm not totally invisible to 17500+ people. If anyone can help me out here, that would be great. I'm still not working, so any little bit will help. You can donate without having an account Just need a phone number to verify.
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comSince I suck at working these days, including getting up in the morning, attending online morning meetings, memorizing scripts (why I didn't go into acting), selling ANYTHING, being on time EVER, & other general work & social skills, I'm opening another funder, via CashApp. cash.app/f/POOL?id=34...
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Here is hoping for the best for our nation.
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comWatching Outlander, and hoping that the United States of America does not die in vain 250 years after George Washington and the first Americans fought for it. Hereâs hoping we find a way to save ourselves from this Orange Pedocriminal Trumpstain Regime.
I better outlive him so I can fulfill my promise to do a live feed kazoo performance as the entire world celebrates...
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comThinking about how the entire Internet will be unusable when he's finally fucking dead. Over Easter weekend, when everybody hoped he might be dead after disappearing for a few days, the Internet got incredibly slow. Also thinking about the worldwide weeks-long rave we will have. Will be glorious!
I get that nobody wants to see or acknowledge posts like this, but THIS is my reality right now:
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comI wish I could handle working so that I had money to spend on buying food for me and my cats. I truly cannot sell to save my life. So instead, I am reduced to this. ð€·ð»ââïž Even as I block people claiming to be from Gaza, doing the same.
Adding this to my megathread, so I can find it easily, so I can post updates. The insane catch-22 bureaucratic bullshit that is meant to deny nearly everyone what they need is what the Republican Party is all about.
âJennÑe S Jonzenâ Is He Dead Yet?! ðLLAPð€ðâŽïžâ³ïžðâïžðœðºðžðºðŠð³ïžâððð¿ð»ððâïž@astartiel.substack.comI am eligible for nearly $5000 in unemployment benefits, but they won't give it to me, even though I applied for jobs and reported them. This is what living in South Dakota is like. They deny you money, they won't give you EBT because you're not working, but pull yourself up by your boot straps.
