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Roger Goodell smiles as Trump's alludes to the big lie

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"And...and I became president because I fiddled all kinds of shenanigans out. Last time I lost because it was a real election. This time, I figured out how to disrupt the post office and set fire to ballot boxes and a whole other bunch of stuff." "Yay for me!!!!" Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly.

Will they be hanging Bud Light signage alongside the Reflecting Pool? Maybe hand out some Hims goody-bags at the Lincoln Memorial while they're at it. What a terrible idea, giving over the National Mall for the #NFLDraft near both the Vietnam and WW II memorials. We aren't a serious country anymore.

My advice to all public figures: DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT put yourself in a situation in which you may find yourself in the immediate vicinity of the current POTUS, as you will likely find yourself in an extremely uncomfortable position while he rants or lies about some nonsense.

Can he ever be grown up enough to concede that he lost in 2020? Look guy, you just won another election. Now stop your humorless carping. Instead of conveying an image of indomitability, you’re acting more like a kid who’s still mad that his brother got a bigger chocolate Easter bunny 3 years ago.

Be sure to trash trump through all upcoming 'big events'. His absurd azz isn't allowed any wins, let's remember. He views national interest, excitement and good ratings as all due to him.