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But but but she's got the correct "MAGA look"

She's just like Alina Habba. She's rather be pretty than smart. She is pretty. Pretty stupid.

only the best people

And RFK Jr is the Dr. Nick.

Please use huge alert text, emojis whatever when there is NOT a disaster

I am white- and comfortable saying that this woman is like every rich spoiled white girl who got by on looks and nothing else. These are the MAGA women!

Shes just one of those "just stand there and look pretty" women, really I'm not surprised she is bad at everything else.

good point

DEI?

You can always tell when a woman weather forecaster was a former beauty pageant contestant. 🤭

Long may it continue!

That’s funny! TY!

Dollar Store Hope Hicks

It all makes sense. Just like santos, she has been rewarded because she always voted republican.

But she's blond and she's slender. Daddy Trump like that.

Wouldn't be surprised!... Dumpster Man's Dad BOUGHT his Diploma from Wharton after HE flunked out of Fordham University!... Birds of a Feather...

FOOLS ALWAYS MAKE FOOLS OUT OF THEMSELVES‼️😳🙄😳...THIS IS WHO THIS REGIME OF INCOMPETENTS ARE‼️...This is WHY the DUMBEST, ILLEGITIMATE POTUS, CHOSE THEM‼️

The perjury is so blatant. JFC.

Just curious - Does Halligan have an experienced legal team working with her that is just letting her run roughshod over this case? Is she overruling/ignoring their advice? 😳

Imagine signing up for global public humiliation? Oh, and she really is too young to have a FUPA, but she does.

My hair is weird, but I’m learning to embrace it.

bsky.app/profile/vlf7...

Only the best people, Donnie, only the best.

😂😂

She’s a birdbrain

These remind of all the people that called Aileen Cannon incompetent and laughed at every ridiculous decision she would make.....we all knew how that turned out. If Trump has taught us anything, it's that you can be stupid and still be dangerous.

She is the new Habba 😂😂

Good for her, she hasn’t even passed the Botox test, let alone Law.

Yep!!!

She's right up there with Alina Habba for being inexperienced jackasses.

Did she go to trump university?

When will she be referred to the ‘Bar’ and disbarred like the other criminal illegal attorneys for Trump 1.0 ?

Another waste of taxpayers money

But great in the sack!

But she makes the king’s tiny penis tingle…

The only bar exam she passed was putting her tits on the bar for these parking garage lawyers running the current DOJ. I wouldn’t use that twat for a Real estate transaction.

Great!

It must have been very exciting to go before a grand jury for the very first time & present accusations against James Comey as directed personally by the President of the US. Great live action role playing! Kinda like being in a highschool junior debate club contest. With real important people.

But..but..but…. She’s ‘pretty’ and has ‘good hair.’ That’s not enough?

The Dem Senators will ask embarrassing questions highlighting her incompetence followed by the MAGAts approving her, a la the entire Cabinet.

Heard she went to Trump U

No shame needed.

Describe your perfect date. Lindsey thinks her perfect date is April 25th because it’s not too hot and not too cold.

Turnip's found another pant-steamer.

I would like to know how it passed the bar exam.

I understand why he puts in useless people to destroy the things he doesn't want, but when he needs someone to succeed, what's the point?

We all know why Halligan got that job. Merit based on one thing. 👙

How so?

She was only picked because she is his type.

Fine, but don’t send her back to Bloomfield, Colorado, please

Say it louder, for the red hats in the back. They are distracted by shooting spitballs at each other…. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

But but but... She is blond and clearly out of the 80s... How can she be that bad?

Why these people say yes to their destruction is beyond me.

I don't think she was hired to be good at law.

LINDSEY NEEDS TO SPREAD THEM WIDER....

Nice hair gets you far in the Trump administration. Brains and competence are optional

She can work in heels, sir.

was stupid in utero born stupid grew up stupid aging so stupidly & brainless modeling agency was desperate and stupid

Two of the dumbest people I know professionally are lawyers and it makes me so confused

Trump is an expert on beauty over brains

And why can't Kim K?

But a total smoke show.

But she was a good model!🤣

Drag Queen vibes

Let Krasnov keep picking them! Looks like his choices are taking care of his dumbass regime!/s

I look forward to every video interview beginning with her declaring “this is off the record, right?”

🤣🤣🤣

👍

Commie Mao / Nazi Republicans GOP WH Kiddie Fucker Pig Donald Talking Monkey's.

He has trophy lawyers🤣

If we were recasting a reboot, she could be Ally McBeal's evil, incompetent coworker.

She's working for the right guy though. She needs to keep up with the hair & makeup and she'll be fine.

Or brains, talent, judge of character, compassion or empathy of others, and a total b*tch. 😅

Yes. Rooting for Comey on this one. Bigly.

She's another Barbie joke

When women age out of desirability to republican predators, they are given jobs as a consolation.

DEI

But, she has nice hair.

Why does matter? Look at the most unqualified cabinet in history. The ag and the head of the fbi both lapdog ass kisser’s

Everything always comes back. My mom was always in style without spending a dime.

Very. And the big hair. Unless she’s from Texas which then it’s just…hair.

Apparently no one taught her how to put makeup on, she looks ridiculous.

I was thinking more Falcon's Crest

Hey, at least she’s pretty…

Have she and Hegseth been seen in a room at the same time?

And Trump chooses his hires by grabbing them by the pussy.

But she’s easy on the Drumpster’s eyes. Just needs a little more lip filler and red lipstick to be a Mar-a-Lardo girl!

Halligan is the RFK Jr of prosecutors.

Exactly. I'm reversing the meaning intentionally because these are the people who are gutting DEI programs and accusing them of meritless and biased hiring all the while basing their own hiring decisions on personal bias, regardless of merit.

Halligan playing tag as a little girl: Other kids - Not it! Halligan, 3hrs later at the dinner table - Not it!

Stay with the program!!!!😜😜😜😂🤣😂👍🏻

Trump doesn't care as long as she does what he wants and continues to look good.

Yeah, but trump thinks she's pretty.

The 80’s called… they decided they don’t want any of that back …beauty queen looks and brains …