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What's all this Bruce Forsyth and golden balloon bollox about?

Because he lies like he shits; constantly. morning x

When Donald Trump brought Nicki Minaj on stage at his Michigan rally last night, things went horribly, horribly wrong. #DonaldTrump #NickiMinaj

Burlington Ontario candidate hilariously handles her defaced signs 

Children's laureates for both Ireland and Wales have announced they are donating their royalties to fiction author Sally Rooney in a show of solidarity after her publisher stopped selling her books in the UK 👇

Yet he keeps stanning his invisible, imaginary god... Is it inherent stupidity, the drink, or both?

Won't make a blind bit of difference, the hun ain't matching! share.google/3vfUzSsjkqos...

The judge in the Chris Brown case, stated that all are equal under the law, before handing down a suspended sentence. You lamp someone with a tequila bottle and see how much bird you get.

Just saw trump referred to as "Putin's tube sock", and golly, ain't that the cat's pajamas!

So Flávio Bolsonaro wants the election annulled due to "election interference." Another caterwauling right-wing shit stick.

So Brazil saw sense, gonna have this on blast all day... She'll do a helluva job! wha'?!?! morning x

If you don't wear the Big Poppy™, don't dare call yourself a patriot.

Everyone can play their part with this flooding, take your stash of silica gel sachets and fuck them on to the street. #MacGyverTheBish

Shut up, Gary Neville - you unmitigated soup fork.

Triggered, my father was a mortar salesman.

Cole Palmer after the red yesterday...

Angela Rayner, being vague and enigmatic again: "we got summit coming up."

Remember picture houses when all that protected the pink-lunged bastards from cigarette smoke was a magic velvet rope? Sodey-pop was 10p, and popcorn didn't come in a fucking wheelie bin. morning x

News outlets are reporting that President Trump requested going to Fort Myers, Florida for his rally tonight, to specifically coincide with "Gay Day" at Walt Disney World in Orlando. #DonaldTrump #JonHusted

Only half! Defuq is wrong with them? www.newarab.com/news/half-br...

Glad to report Bob Mortimer is still in the running. share.google/hhtNQ09xJTBD...

Little girl bows to thank every driver who waited as she crossed the street with her dad in a wheelchair Original post

On tender hooks for Miriam's next thrilling PSA...

And an Irish surname. Fucker should be ashamed of himself.

Remember aul fellas with neck lumps? you never see that anymore. Now, let's all settle in and watch Citeh make it 8-in-a-row. morning x

A new political tenet just dropped...

Trump seeks to block Alaska Senate result should Democrats win. Failing that, he's willing to return the state to Putin.

Dog... Gone. Out to the world.

Motherfucking Eurolibs are saying to the Irish, "Imagine if Russia occupied 20% of your land," when the United is already occupying almost 19% of Irish land in the North!

An Outrage! . . . only two?

Today, the hair - like Putin - is taking the piss out of him.

Turnip, on Iran: "they have inflation at 301%"... It's not just half-digested KFC he pulls from his hole.

All on The Charlie!

"dEsIgN iS mY pAsSiOn!" morning x

With Tom Skerritt's passing, the cast of Alien have so far died in the same order as the director's cut (where they find Dallas still alive waiting to become a cocoon): 1) John Hurt 2) Harry Dean Stanton 3) Ian Holm 4) Yaphet Kotto 5) Tom Skerritt It's macabre, sure, but it's also fascinating.

This baby makes the street performer break her composure 😎☺️😎

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Israel said it would like to help, but what with the cost of bombs, and all. I jest, I jest! They don't pay for the bombs.

Actors, writers condemn UK anti-terror law targeting Sally Rooney https://aje.news/qs911z

If you're reading this in Cornwall, there is a storm coming - stay tuned for more information as it becomes available. Kindly Lick and Shave... morning x

"trump demands...", the world demands he fuck off and die. share.google/JIL8Do677e5z...

If this toady is willing to say this on camera, what level of grovelling does he debase himself to in camera?

Turnip actually growled at the reporter, his mental decline is accelerating... oh, goody! www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Well, that can fuck all the way off. share.google/B430q8gHlnxY...

Share The Truth. #Palestine #IsraelIsADespoticGenocidalState

This twat, and the replies! 😂

Even the Chinese are already mocking him🤷‍♀️ Fucking clown🤡

Knowing him, how thick is the wife? www.rawstory.com/raw-investig...