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What a deflated "woo." at the end 😆

If you're JD, you call that delivering zingers with pizazz, and admit to your cronies that you threw in some of the ol' razzle-dazzle

That one lone “woooo!” Sad. 🤣

By the way, Roy is 66 years old. And he’s in a helluva better shape than Donald Trump.

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Since Vance already admitted that he'll just make up shit if he thinks it will help his party, his insinuations are equally invalid. By the way, if Cooper and other Dems still win after Vance has campaigned against them, will Trump blame Vance for the blue wave and endorse someone else in 2028?

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Because the front row is half empty.

JDs delivery⬇️

I dig the hostage box behind him...

There are tens of them...

lol, Henderson, NC is where JD’s little bitch ass decided to put this joke of a rally on. Come to Charlotte, JD! We’ll be more than happy to host your lying, couch-fucking, sorry ass right in the center of Uptown.

[one voice] woo

The guy who can't order a donut or sit on a couch without making it weird....is... making weird comments about ageism... to a mostly older crowd 😬 Vance picked the wrong 2 letters for his made up name. It s/b EW Vance....😬

Point of fact, Roy Cooper is 11 years younger than your boss.

WTF Since Vance became VP SHITBAG trump has kept him on a short leash. That is a speech that was written for him by a trumpee orbit asshole. Vance has been ordered to read whatever is put in front of him.

In the immortal words and music of Jill Sobule JD Vance is a cunt. #RoyCooper2026

One person: “wooo!”

This is the worst stand up I've ever seen & I've been to many amateur nights

Vance is going to make it a landslide! He isn’t good at this or to think about it, anything. Better run home to John Thiel!

Wow. That was the single worst oppo attack I've ever heard.

Has any guy that JD Vance campaigned for in the last 18 months won an election? Viktor Orban says Hi.

That's all the supporters they could muster??

Vance is really not good at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's like a gag from a SpongeBob episode

I’m going with an all white crayon box.

That wide shot certainly highlights the state of things.

They sure do comment on other men’s looks. When 🍊💩🤡 nor his court jester would take top billing in a calendar featuring George Washington, Abraham Lincoln & Benjamin Franklin in Speedos. 😂

I like how they don’t drag the one or two POC to the stands behind the podium anymore. They’re in a good place now as the party of white bigotry.

As someone who looks old next to young fascists, JD relates

Is this a clip from that will ferrell movie? The campaign when cam brady says “what does he have to hide?”

All the charisma of a perfectly yellow banana.

Surprised that he didn't try to imply that Roy Cooper is gay or performs transgender surgery on children. I give him about 10 minutes.

roycooper.com

He’s so bad at this. Like, laughable bad.

JD and 60 of his closest “friends” in the middle school gym. What a putz

It’s like an advent calendar, but of things you don’t want

Slamming a candidate for being old, when you're literally the footstool of a senile, incontinent 80 year-old and praying he shuffles off soon so you can inherit the chair is a wild line of attack.

How old is his boss, lord, and savior?

That guy has zero charisma.