Patric Reynolds

I’ll be doing some more covers for “Deadly Tales of the Gunslinger Spawn,” and here’s some thumbnail sketches to give you a sneak peek…

This heckler is all of us ✊🏾

Okay what in the FUCK, Art Spiegleman?!?!

This worm thinks child sex abuse victims are “flawed,” and that being a massive, morally bankrupt sack of shit is… not.

I sincerely hope that our country does not become numb to this moral bankruptcy and scalding degeneracy.

Prometheus. siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.......

I'm sorry, as a survivor of child physical and sexual abuse from a parent, this is very triggering. This chud thinks promoting a woman who sided with her husband after he was arrested for raping her 12-year-old daughter is just about "hurt feelings." It's so much more. It's about human depravity.

There's a Millenium Falcon cameo in the original "Blade Runner." A 5-foot replica model of the ship was repurposed and used as a skyscraper building in some of the cityscape shots. They took off the cockpit and fitted with fiber optic lights and stood it upright. NEAT!

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

How to Train Your Dragon For Tax Purposes

Not gonna lie... this trailer had me at "Stairway to Heaven." ...I cannot think of a better payoff for the climax of that song than a hero shot of a cosmic space lion.

There will be a lot of equivocating about all the times search warrants have been executed on members of Congress for corruption investigations and the like, and it can't be stressed enough in how many ways HSI raiding Ilhan Omar is extremely not like that.

This is our ridiculous fluffwaffle Gilda... who sleeps like a rotisserie chicken.

Not to worry! The guy who thought the last historically awful pandemic was a "hoax" and the raccoon-dick harvesting quack that bathes in rivers of actual shit who is on charge of our country's health will keep us all safe!

Okay, I could probably post ANY clip from "The Last Unicorn," but the alcoholic skeleton with the murder eyes and the piranha teeth has to be the winner. ...and it was my sister's favorite movie, so I had to watch this like, twice a day until I was 12.

I mean, I could've just posted the entire movie... (Runner up: Any scene from Mad Max: Fury Road) www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS80...

Okay What, and I mean this sincerely, in the actual fuck?

I mean, if an elderly friend or relative answered questions like THIS, you'd pack them into your car and drive them to the nearest assisted living facility... you DEFINITELY wouldn't let them still be the President.

I don’t understand the constant capitulation, especially when these institutions have the high ground. Bending he knee to a bully doesn’t stop the abuse… it’s just gives them permission to keep bullying you. …And he will.

Huge thanks to all those purchased this latest round of sketchcards- The Creature From the Black Lagoon, Jonah Hex, Daniel Plainview, Cyclops, and Dolly Parton! I loved drawing every one of these, and y’all have exquisite taste :]

On September 9 or 10, someone staged this protest at the Dallas Fort Worth airport ahead of the GOP midterm convention. Does anyone know which organization was behind it? We would love to speak with them. Please share widely!

Dolly Parton, 2.5” by 3.5” sketchcard.

The only silver lining about this past decade with this asshole hijacking my mental health on a daily basis is that he will always be orders of magnitude more miserable than I will ever be.

Cyclops, 2.5” by 3.5” sketchcard.

Daniel Plainview (from “There Will Be Blood”), 2.5” by 3.5” sketchcard.

Our music and our memories are being wiped out. AMERICA built this city. Not a president. Join us!

The Creature from the Black Lagoon, 2.5” by 3.5” sketchcard.

…and it’s not the “soooooperman” line that gets me. It’s the line right before it where Hogarth says “I love you…” to the Giant. I ball like a damn baby every. Single. TIME.

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Jonah Hex… 2.5” by 3.5” sketchcard

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My cover for “Deadly Tales of the Gunslinger” issue 19! The color version (beautifully rendered by @luisnct.eurosky.social ) is Cover A, and the black and white version is Cover B! Written by @jimmypalmiotti.bsky.social , interiors are drawn by Jordi Armengol. Out on the shelves on October 7th!

I have been binge reading Deadly Tales of the Gunslinger by @jimmypalmiotti.bsky.social and fuck @patricjreynolds.bsky.social art is a thing of beauty. Seriously the art is just so damn good.

This is the way.

I mean, if an 80 year old felon with dementia accidentally dyes his hair the wrong color because he can no longer read numbers and labels correctly, maybe, just maybe, he shouldn’t be in charge of the fucking nuclear codes. Just sayin’.

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Hey quick question! Are you not thrilled that Google Maps and Apple Maps have given into the whims of a maple-glazed pedophile with dementia and decided to rename Lake Ontario “Lake America” on their respective apps? Well I have some great news! The HERE WeGo App is a great alternative. Dig:

The most powerful/dangerous person in the entire world falling asleep on camera while sitting in a glaze of dementia and his own shit every single day should be the top story everywhere. and yet….

Gowdy: Can you give me the Vampire Max Headroom or the Embalmed Vanilla Ice? Stylist: *gulp* you got it King!

Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you've seen Live Pearl Jam Ray Charles Murder By Death Dessa Charli XCX REM The Black Keys En Vogue Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds Liz Phair The Decemberists Janet Jackson

Well that’s a new one…