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Raising kids: - requires a lot of money - takes 18 years - exhausting Raising a demigod from the netherworld: - requires an occult ritual - takes 18 minutes (give or take, depends on how up on ancient Sumerian you are) - thrilling

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Dogs are cheaper, easier, and you don't have to worry about them destroying something that you didn't want them to destroy. They also love you no matter what...although you will wonder about that quite often...