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That was A journey

I am NOT that Curious, I went to College to pay to be Horrified

JP is a phenomenal writer

But still: lol, lmao Helen Keller flying across the Atlantic WOULD be pretty impressive

I know, I discovered that when trying to alter my settings a little bit. I was beyond pissed. I know most of the apps try to nickel and dime you but that felt esp. brazen.

"I slept with both of them" took me tf OUT

*pompously* I already told you I can't read Hold up Yes

Pee is stored in the cerebellum

I strongly believe that the Mexican Novella guy has a completely pure heart and absolutely not a single wrinkle on his brain

It’s funny in print but telenovela is often shorted to novela, so it’s actually a legitimate

Wondering if I should send this to my friend who constantly attracts really strange men despite her best efforts and has a long string of really weird dates.