Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
theonion.comPete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock PhoneWASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stup...