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if your car is blocking the crosswalk and you put it in reverse to give me, a pedestrian, room to cross… I am gonna do the goofiest looking middle-aged man jog across the street just to show you some courtesy effort in return. i guarantee it™

That’s great, but I swear to god if I don’t also get my closed-mouth forced smile, barely discernible nod, and humble half-wave, the relationship ends there