Shane🍁💀👻🎃🧙‍♀️

Love this cover, but man what a great song to begin with. Gorgeous. youtu.be/VxkYf5NpNyI?...

Ignoring the “Hi Shane” people on Slack isn’t the only way to deal with them, I mean I could tell them to stop doing that. But then they wouldn’t lose entire days waiting for my equally useless response.

wheels are comin off

entering the "give them exactly what they asked for" phase of my workplace AI usage dissent

"let me know when you have some time" is the most annoying way of saying "I don't know how to use my calendar and would rather have you do it than learn" which was really annoying already

I don't understand why no one is laughing at my joke about how you can't unfuck a lightbulb. I mean, YOU CAN'T

This might just be me; I’m sure endless volumes of UX studies have been done. But I don’t like title case for anything that isn’t a name. And I don’t think of button labels as a name, so I want them in sentence or fixed case. Maybe not thinking of them as the name of the thing is where I’m weird.

Since I was but a lad, I can’t see the Aeromexico logo without thinking of Hawk from Buck Rogers

Lookit them yoyos. That’s the way you do it.

the companies that are cashing in on the things about society that are least healthy and most exploitative are the same companies that are somehow capable of throwing so much money at celebrities to be in their ads that it's impossible for them to say no. HUH.

The tape is now the music

Found out today that someone one of my colleagues is really struggling to work with peacefully is a person I really struggled to work with peacefully two decades ago. Small world!

Scoop! Bottom of the Hill will live to see 2027. Interview with all three co-owners plus the club’s incoming proprietor today on @coyotemedia.org 🤘 www.coyotemedia.org/bottom-of-th...

My absolute favorite thing to do at work is to look at how someone else has designed a data organization structure and figuratively sweep my arm across the desk, muttering “I think there’s a better way to do this” as everything they value goes crashing to the floor. I’m probably a real treat

for me, this is about as good as movie scenes get www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVQq...

Someone at work today called a job candidate a paper unicorn. I really liked that.

me every time I have an amazing idea youtu.be/xAn-mdS-otE?...

some major city should try having what is basically like any other zoo, except just otters

holy smokes, conan strikes up a chat with a random lady on the subway and she immediately starts riffing on his level, no problem.

as a father I always found the most difficult decision was whether to yell cut it out or to yell knock it off

“What else is on”

That overturned call at first is the butterfly flapping its wings, EVERYTHING’S TURNING AROUND

Old-fashioned baseball take: if I was a coach and I watched an outfielder voluntarily catch a fly at stomach level, as seems to be like TOTALLY NORMAL now, I would yell at them

people booing pickoff moves like they didn’t consciously buy tickets to the most dreadfully slow game in all of sports

We saw The Devils (1971) last night. It’s taken some time to sink in, but holy shit. What a journey. And if you’re gonna see it, see it now. Relevant to … well. Relevant.

Was never a huge Oasis guy but I thought this film was pretty great. www.tiktok.com/@outpump/vid...

Damn. A half-Scaramucci. brutal

carrying torches is fucking exhausting

Having a nurse in my life and now a pharmacist in training, I only get closer to this masterpiece

Good news gang, the stuttering internet speed that my family has been complaining about and which I unsuccessfully attempted to gaslight them into believing was not really happening is probably my fault

“I love questions.” There’s so much about this administration that would make for incredible comedy if the outcomes weren’t so fucking dark. youtu.be/xxjXm_ioWzM?...