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My family didn't believe me that I had a friend in high school named Jeremy Calzone (pronounced cal-zone-ay). Am I a crazy person if I crawl around in the attic to find a yearbook to prove them wrong?

26/10/26, 3:51 pm0 reposts1 like

Christian Ashlock

@cashlock.com

To be fair to my kids, I’ve made up multiple stories about having a pet alligator, holding alligator drills at school, wrestling alligators, etc

Fritz

@fritzholz.bsky.social

Boy who cried “calzone.”