Christian Ashlock

Christian Ashlock

@cashlock.com

🐝🏈🎸 Internet stuff for Mozilla / Firefox https://www.youtube.com/@cashlock

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Thinking about writing inspirational messages on my torso for the surgeons to find like “yall are a great team :)” and “I will fucking haunt you!”

My family didn't believe me that I had a friend in high school named Jeremy Calzone (pronounced cal-zone-ay). Am I a crazy person if I crawl around in the attic to find a yearbook to prove them wrong?

To be fair to my kids, I’ve made up multiple stories about having a pet alligator, holding alligator drills at school, wrestling alligators, etc

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Since 2004, this community has helped make Firefox and the open internet possible. Our “Come Back to Firefox” campaign reunites a few early internet icons to remind people what made the internet special, and why it’s worth protecting.

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Heidi Wong's Halloween costume (instagram) is as the Shimmer from the Annihilation movie, with a purse using my novel. Really clever, looks good affixed to the purse.

Watched one episode of the Willy Wonka game show on Netflix, and no hyperbole, it was the worst game show I've ever seen and I've watched Mental Samurai. Disrespectful AI Wilder voice. Nick Cannon hosted virtually (not even on set). Maybe everyone was actors?

The California ballot initiative system is great is you love modern board games. Did this prop pass? Well, if it gets 50%+ of the vote, and neither of the two counter-props also pass, and you opponent hasn't played a veto token...

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Many people in writer Rachel Handler’s life felt that something was amiss, that commercial chocolate didn’t taste the way it used to. For our Cover Story, Handler spends several months tumbling down a chocolate vortex to find out why. www.grubstreet.com/article/choc...