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I don't eat too many packaged foods but I feel a sort of benign wonder towards the trend of creating flavor simulacra experiences on top of existing items, the way a person in the 50s probably felt watching an educational film about Advances in Plastics

Diane Airbus@cheatlines.co

hell of a texture on this stuff. You can really see the Food Science in action

(Me seeing people dunking on an ad for Oreos that taste like a specific dream you had) Wow. They probably do that with Molecules

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I bet that's what they're doing at the place where i got those garlic bread mac minis bsky.app/profile/chea...

Diane Airbus@cheatlines.co

Remembering the board member at the guide dog school who was a big deal at some kind of General Mills skunkworks food lab and who was always bringing us black budget treats and, once, a small fleet of late model Mac Minis that never stopped smelling like garlic bread

No one is talking about how the Twin Cities nonprofit industrial complex was powered by spooks from General Mills bsky.app/profile/chea...

Diane Airbus@cheatlines.co

Every time I eat blueberry yogurt I think of my boss at the science museum who started her career in process engineering and how they had a near life threatening blueberry sauce disaster at her yogurt factory due to improperly specced hoses