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I suppose most things would be floated in laketown

BREAKING: SMAUG INDUSTRIES MOVING HEADQUARTERS TO TEXAS

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Um actually that dragon created 14 jobs

And by a hobbit called Bilbo

You think this is a good thing now but who’s gonna burn our trees and eat our livestock if he leaves?

Won‘t somebody think of the dragons!

Bilbo Baggins Subpoenaed by Mirkwood EPA

@theonion.com take notes, guys.

"His rage passes description -- the sort of rage that is only seen when rich folk that have more than they can enjoy suddenly lose something that they have long had but have never before used or wanted." -J.R.R. Tolkien ...Yeah Smaug would ABSOLUTELY RAGE against paying any taxes at all.

"A tax on wizard towers taller than 2000ft was proposed, but several hobbits were worried it could one day affect their hobbit houses"

Brilliant

if the 1% wasn't sure to completely miss the point and think it was cool, I'd say collectively calling them Smaug would be awesome

Oh no, we can't let him leave! Think of the effects on Lake Town's economy! ;-)

by Maureen Dowd

If the dragon leaves, asset prices (including housing) will drop. As I am not a dragon, I can't see how this isn't a good thing.

Someone must have financed the violins and romantic dinners for urukhai development, btw, so possibly Saruman needs to send in lobbyists.