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How am I only now learning about the Canadian mint employee who stole gold by smuggling it in his rectum? (and more importantly, only now learning that Ontario has a Justice Doody, who oversaw the man's trial.)

27/1/26, 8:40 pm0 reposts2 likes

Colin Dellow

@cldellow.com

27 Jan

He was convicted, had to give the ass nuggets back, and has since been released. There's a dude on LinkedIn who shares the offender's name, and advertises himself as a "Procurement Specialist" with a "diverse" background in logistics. I dunno if it's the same guy, but if it is, that's hilarious.