Colin Dellow

FRIEND (IN CANADA): What's the Gulf called, what's the lake called, who won in the US in 2020? GOOGLE: Mexico, Ontario, Biden. ME (IN AMERICA): What's the Gulf called, what's the lake called, who won in the US in 2020? GOOGLE: America, America, I am not at liberty to disclose.

mmygod

Props to this hero.

my beautiful bride says I spend too much time on social media. oh great and now the priest is agreeing with her

An Irish mobster in need Hired a trained assassin - a Swede. The Swede got in his car But didn't get far. He crashed ere he did the deed.

date: can you take off your work gloves Jim Henson: they have names

The transit system in Niagara Falls is something else, eh?

[first date] her: I’m a cashier at a bank me: so, a “fortune teller”? her: me: her: outlook not so good me: will you marry me

At the eve of the summer solstice, I pick seven different flowers, in seven different fields, all in complete silence. I tie them into a bouquet and put it under my pillow. Doing so means that tonight, I will dream of my true love. I already live with her, but I like dreaming of her too.

Imagine the pure joy of getting to write this www.nytimes.com/2026/06/04/u...

I feel like the photographer could have gotten a little closer tbh

His actual policies are the far bigger concern, but it still blows me away that the President of the United States posts literal shit like this and Americans are just like yeah, that's what our elected leaders do now, it's fine.

Always knew Manitobans were petty.

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

[charlie brown high fiving everyone after a funeral] good grief. good grief. good grief.

I love that there are people like this in the world: www.john-rush.com/posts/eggs-2...

oh hell yes, had kalshi getting charged before april on polymarket at +2500

ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag

Just wild to me what that country has become.

man, this game.

They incarcerated a white, retired British grandmother with a valid visa. For 2 months. I'm glad this article gets into what most don't: Even if you manage to get released, that's 2 months of not paying your bills. Her credit was wrecked. She's retired - younger folks would have lost their jobs.

I will take any opportunity to post this again

CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.

Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.

i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this

Metry and her husband of 4 years go to DHS to get their I-130 in motion. "Good news" a DHS employee told them, the form to start her naturalization was approved. DHS employee asks the husband to follow him through a secure door. When it locks behind him, ICE detains his wife to deport her.

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

I've been sent video from the end of the ICE raid at the Zipps on 32nd and Shea. It shows protesters -- on the sidewalk, impeding no one -- getting drive-by maced by an ICE agent from a truck as it rolls away down the road. Hard to see how such tactics are justifiable.

Let us all have the courage displayed by the residents of Minneapolis.

Ah, yes, when DHS said medics on the scene provided aid, they meant that a pediatrician bystander had to convince them to let him assess the man they shot, and on whom they were not performing first aid.

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

the nyt style section vs. der spiegel

Alex Pretti’s last words were “are you ok?” said the woman next to him who ICE also pepper sprayed in the face.

He is pepper sprayed, brought to ground by several agents, beaten in the head, and then shot several times. He is a nurse. DHS says he "wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement". I hope Americans will understand what their country is becoming before it is too late.

national strike to support this guy, specifically

I can't believe "asking Donald Trump to stop" is still the strategy

Video before it happens is showing this guy they shot in the head in Minneapolis was just standing there videoing them before and they got out to push him back and then murder him.

"The gentleman I was standing next to was focused on helping people who were coming into Nicollet Avenue understand that they needed to take it slow and helping them get through. ... "Next thing I knew, they shot him." www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

This poor man. The bravery of folks in Minnesota is immense.

ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."

Spraying pepper spray directly into the eyes of a detained person who’s already fully subdued