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Yo, wanna know which couches he likes best?

He's wearing makeup to make his head look thinner?

Was it that JD uses the Secret Service and Marine Two to shuttle his kids & wife around? I expect everyone at the golf club knows....

I would like to publicly announce at this time, sighting emergency family medical privacy and also other reasons that I not available to be considered for JD Vance’s protection detail at this time. Or ever. Thank you

Don’t be an entitled ladder puller so someone has to go nark on your ass.

How long you think it's gonna take to plug all the holes in this sieve? For an administration where loyalty is the only measure that counts to be in the good grace of the leader, there seems to be a shortage of it...

You mean his son’s travel by helicopter to a golf lesson?

Agent on first day of leave...

Suspected, but with no hard evidence as of yet.🧐 Sound familiar?🤓

Revenge of the nerd named JD Vance.

Chat is it good if your praetorian guard is disloyal

Has JD Vance found a Catholic girlfriend?