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Space heater season approaches

4/11/24, 6:02 pm38 reposts363 likes

@ploeg.bsky.social

Heaaterrrs Innn Spaaaaaace

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

Save your handsome excuses...

@screechysaywha.bsky.social

If Copernicus Jackson were a real cat, he'd be advocating for chaos and destruction.

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

They left that life behind a long time ago.

@racecarlock.bsky.social

Also, keep your cybertruck away from flammable objects, if you have one.

@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social

This is some quality shit-posting.

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

It's a privilege to serve.

@weathergod.bsky.social

Are you calling my cat a flammable object?

Cursed Jeblike Dollthing

@namelesswrench.bsky.social

Thanks Copernicus Jackson

@ladyriven.bsky.social

Is Copernicus the cat or the man.... or both

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

A man has no name, but you can name him rn if you'd like

@ladyriven.bsky.social

He looks like a Stefan

Isbell 🧚‍♀️

But the temptation to put one in the blanket fort is so strong

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The Hyperthermia Fort

☆FindingEmma☆

@blackxveil.bsky.social

omg I thought you said hypothermia 😭

@sh8key.bsky.social

Dear god

@slywolfy.bsky.social

Between this, deep frying turkeys, and Christmas lights, this really is the season of the flame huh?

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

SEASON OF THE FLAME

Titan Wolf 🔜 ANW, TFF

@titanwolf.bsky.social

But hopefully not as long as we stay vigilant and use best practices

Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️

@coprolithic.bsky.social

Uh oh.

@armyveteran.bsky.social

@davemwilburn.bsky.social

Which baits and lures work best for catching them?

@rentorb.bsky.social

Marjorie Taylor Greene is warming up

Sean Skunk-Cabbage (Chou-Puant) ⚓

@moldybasil.bsky.social

Here in triple Decker country we get their nefarious gas powered cousin: the parlor heater. Already caused at least one fire over in New Bedford, more to come