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In the lab (literal).

"Do you have the gloves that the Judge used at the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" [engineer pulls gloves out of a cabinet labeled THE GLOVES] "Yeah. Those are the ones."

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

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That's how a toy safety professional picks up a hot squishy toy btw. The same kind a kid will grab bare-handed and squeeze with all their might after it's been in a hot car for six hours.

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

@cpsc.gov

21 Aug

Engaging with your posts.

Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊

@hawaiijeno.bsky.social

21 Aug

Weirdest monthly breast exam ever.

silly peppers 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦🏴‍☠️

@zjeleton.bsky.social

21 Aug

2018 era SCP article image

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

@cpsc.gov

21 Aug

Testing out if we wanted to release a b&w version of the video and the answer is a resounding yes.

tujungadude, but pissed and sad

@tujungadude.bsky.social

21 Aug

its-the-same-picture.jpg

Dr. Geoffrey M, AI Saboteur (allegedly)

@drgeoffreym.bsky.social

21 Aug

Speaking only for myself, I would say it would have international interest.

Dr. Geoffrey M, AI Saboteur (allegedly)

@drgeoffreym.bsky.social

21 Aug

(To be fair, I'm in Canada, so that's like having nine or ten people from the States interested, though they're all named Gord.)

New Years Revolution ✊

@tekweenie.bsky.social

22 Aug

“In the lab, the engineer gingerly lifts the toy parents carelessly give their children without a thought to potential dangers lurking inside.” *crash zoom title card* CUTE! NO! BURN HAZARD!!

Professor Togglebooooootton

@togglebutton.bsky.social

21 Aug

Will it have slow motion thermal cam footage? That'd be very informative.

Ahsoka'n Farewell

@bajonista.bsky.social

21 Aug

Apparently kids are microwaving these as well???? Good lord.