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Now, I know what you're thinking. In Over the Garden Wall, when that one pumpkin guy is carving a pumpkin with a knife, is that OK? Yes. That guy is already dead. He can do whatever he wants.

20/10/26, 7:48 pm78 reposts402 likes

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

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Notice how The Beast never once encourages The Woodsman to practice fire safety while carrying the lantern. Thread (1/???)

Uncle Flyer 💎💀

@flyer3232.bsky.social

Michael Myers never ran with his big knife and honestly practiced decent knife safety even if he did decide that people were better knife storage places than a drawer or knife block or weird magnet on the wall

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

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If we produced skits around here for videos this would be a fabulous one.

Spooky Hallowe'en Name

@tgnprofessor.bsky.social

Even cook frozen turkey in a barrel of hot oil?

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

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Probably wouldn't recommend it for the residents of Pottsfield due to the lack of fire suppression systems and no evidence of a fire brigade in their town.

Drew Warlock 🍉 🇨🇺 🇮🇷 🇻🇪

@drew.rw

The CPSC is cool with desecrating corpses Nice!

Farce Majeure

@vathpela.uncooperative.org

I was actually thinking "surely that number means they've excluded cars..."