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AWAKE COUSINS AWAKE

20/10/26, 7:08 pm205 reposts787 likes

Now, I know what you're thinking. In Over the Garden Wall, when that one pumpkin guy is carving a pumpkin with a knife, is that OK? Yes. That guy is already dead. He can do whatever he wants.

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Notice how The Beast never once encourages The Woodsman to practice fire safety while carrying the lantern. Thread (1/???)

Uncle Flyer 💎💀

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Michael Myers never ran with his big knife and honestly practiced decent knife safety even if he did decide that people were better knife storage places than a drawer or knife block or weird magnet on the wall

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If we produced skits around here for videos this would be a fabulous one.

Spooky Hallowe'en Name

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Even cook frozen turkey in a barrel of hot oil?

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Probably wouldn't recommend it for the residents of Pottsfield due to the lack of fire suppression systems and no evidence of a fire brigade in their town.

Drew Warlock 🍉 🇨🇺 🇮🇷 🇻🇪

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The CPSC is cool with desecrating corpses Nice!

Farce Majeure

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I was actually thinking "surely that number means they've excluded cars..."

Isaac Neutron

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What’s the other 45%???

eeeeeeruck.bsky.social

@eeeeeeruck.bsky.social

Gourdkind! Rise up, you have nothing to lose but your guts!

gorgsoros.bsky.social

@gorgsoros.bsky.social

this is such a fucking dumb thing to post

Likely to be eaten by a Grue

@taterpie.bsky.social

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Prairie Rose Clayton

@hooverdam.bsky.social

It's true! I only use regular kitchen knives to clean out existing cuts. They're not flexible and can't do the curves required. I use specialized saws and pottery tools.

Likely to be eaten by a Grue

@taterpie.bsky.social

Hopefully that's less tendon-slicey.

Prairie Rose Clayton

@hooverdam.bsky.social

The drywall saw I use to open lids would get you. The small saws and linoleum cutters I use on the faces could do damage but you'd have to work at it. The damage comes in the form of tiny cuts you don't know you had until you learn pumpkins are very slightly acidic. That and repetitive stress.